[grey_whiskers]

21. Try to forget that the nice ladies in the clinic are salivating over the prospect of dismembering your child -- but carefully, as they get a nice bonus when they sell the parts or scrap.

22. When it turns out that you are now infertile, and you have had the only child you were ever going to be able to have, chopped up and sold for parts, be sure to blame a Republican. Because Patriarchy.

[Morgana]

Then there’s

23. Suicidal thoughts, depression, and attempts to kill yourself in the future which go hand and hand with..

24. Heavy drug/alcohol use.

25. Future romance problems with the man who got you pregnant to start with.