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I remember some guy back at college (35 years ago) had a bumper sticker that had flying cartoon penises on it, against a sky of blue with fluffy white clouds. Kind of a Peter Max motif.

I walked past this car every day, hardly noticing. Then one day, I actually looked at it, and... what the hey?

Never seen anything like that, Maw!

The bumper sticker had some unintelligible, vaguely Germanic-looking words on it. I knew a bit of German, and figured it must be Swedish, maybe Dutch. Whatever.

Nutcases, I thought. The word "whackjob" hadn't been invented yet, I don't think.

Car was parked in a dorm parking lot. Dude probably thought it would be good if chicks thought he was Swedish, and therefore not as likely to be carrying Herpes.