Here is a picture of a sly goat.
It's better than a silly and tawdry flapjack wearing bunny!
Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he’d punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin that dam
Cause he was a sly goat, a very sly goat,
He had eyes on the apple tree, in the yard hope.