Your offer is just too kind Marcella, but I won't hold ya to it cuz gas'll be $18/gal by then and it'd cost you about $3K to make the trip from TX to PA and back.
I've chased off a few so far, but haven't buried any .. yet.
Tho if/when that becomes a necessity, there's about 2,000 acres of cornfield on the north side of my back fence.
Will just wrap a chain around a couple at a time and use the trusty old Deere to drag 'em up to the next patch of woods.
The crows will have 'em picked clean in no time.
Seriously tho, SHTF and a lotta lives will be comin' to an end sans formalities like eulogies.
Hell, your kind offer re zombie tally notwithstanding, nobody'd likely believe any flowery stuff about me anyway ;-)
If I were younger, I'd prolly already be back in TX, but age/family will likely keep me rooted here for the duration.
Old guys like me'll just have to fight a holding action to give y'all down there time to set up USA2.
So with that, Mr.Optimism bids y'all g'night !
