Sci-Fi Brothel to Open in Nevada

Time Newsfeed ^ | 01/01/2012 | y Melissa Locker

[redreno]

Hey gents, have you ever found yourself jealous of Captain James T. Kirk and his, …er intergalactic conquests? Do you longingly watch Jabba the Hutt’s dancing slave (her name is Oola, if you’re interested) and wonder, what if? Do you long to go where no man has gone before? Well, once a new sci-fi brothel opens in Nevada, you can.

Nevada is the only state that allows legal prostitution, and there are two dozen licensed brothels in the state,

[Old Sarge]

[yarddog]

This was posted a few days ago and I will repeat what I said then.

The hottest of them all was Andrea (Sherry Jackson) on the original Star Trek.

[Old Sarge]

I see your point.

Actually, I see them both...

[rhombus]

She’s enough to make me start looking for my slide ruler and pocket protector again. ;-)

[Yankee]

Good grief!

And people think I’m a screwball just because I like to photograph trains.

[bigbob]

but do you see Seven of Nine?

[TSgt]

Works for me!

[fr_freak]

Hmmm, she’s definitely a scather. Probably get that one half price.

[Old Sarge]

And of course, Nichelle:

[big'ol_freeper]

This'n oughta be right up your ally

[cripplecreek]

[PLMerite]

Wow, what movie is that from ?

[real saxophonist]

[MrEdd]

Denebian Syphilis.

Romulan penile decay

Anduvian HyperHerpes

Planetary quarantine level crotch dysplasia

And all acts holorecorded to be auctioned in a bidding war between the customer and the soon to be ex spouse.

[bigdirty]

Sulu was the only man on the bridge not aroused at the time.

[Mr. K]

I know a guy who worked on the software to design 7 of 9’s costume- the actress had to come in for a naked laser bady scan fitting

he said it was the highlight of his career

[Vermont Lt]

And not only her, but the whole collective.

[Washi]

Works for me.

[Old Sarge]