Hard of hearing, are we? Go have your needs analyzed. It's just $2 a minute.
Tell him I sent you, maybe I'll get that free 5 minutes.
I can already tell what are your needs. Puberty, for starters.
Here's one of the coolest books you'll ever see. How to build an electric motor with mercury instead of brushes, how to make a bow and arrow that will put the arrow clean through a half-inch oak plank, and similar interesting and exciting stuff. "The Boy's book in work and play". Of course it's out of print, and probably illegal :).