To: NicknamedBob
Hey, when we cleaned out my son's room when he left for Parris Island, we took out TWELVE - count 'em, TWELVE - big black plastic garbage bags of TRASH. Including leaves. And spiders. Big hairy ones (well, one, anyway).
I wish I'd taken a "before" photo, but it was too awful to look at. We had to back into the room and clean up from the door inwards without looking behind, like Lot's wife.
1,873 posted on
07/24/2009 3:39:59 PM PDT by
AnAmericanMother
(Ministrix of ye Chasse, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
To: AnAmericanMother; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; ThomasThomas
"Hey, when we cleaned out my son's room when he left for Parris Island, we took out TWELVE - count 'em, TWELVE - big black plastic garbage bags of TRASH. Including leaves. And spiders. Big hairy ones (well, one, anyway)." I'll have you know that I clean frequently, or at least annually.
The secret is in arranging your lifestyle to make cleaning easier:
Cleaning House
Im glad I have a trailer,
Thats square in its aspect.
It makes the cleaning of the place,
So very much more direct!
When Im through mopping on the floor,
I roll it on its side,
I clean the whole place in a flash!
Who needs a double-wide?
I catch the ceiling and the walls,
As quickly as the floor.
I clean the bedrooms and the halls,
The drain is my front door.
Ive got my stuff all bolted down,
To keep it from migrating,
When social workers come to call,
I get the highest rating!
TrailerTrashBob . . . April 27, 2005
1,880 posted on
07/24/2009 4:28:20 PM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(0bama is like Wiley Coyote walking on air, and now he just looked down.)
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