To: AnAmericanMother; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; ThomasThomas
"Hey, when we cleaned out my son's room when he left for Parris Island, we took out TWELVE - count 'em, TWELVE - big black plastic garbage bags of TRASH. Including leaves. And spiders. Big hairy ones (well, one, anyway)." I'll have you know that I clean frequently, or at least annually.
The secret is in arranging your lifestyle to make cleaning easier:
Cleaning House
Im glad I have a trailer,
Thats square in its aspect.
It makes the cleaning of the place,
So very much more direct!
When Im through mopping on the floor,
I roll it on its side,
I clean the whole place in a flash!
Who needs a double-wide?
I catch the ceiling and the walls,
As quickly as the floor.
I clean the bedrooms and the halls,
The drain is my front door.
Ive got my stuff all bolted down,
To keep it from migrating,
When social workers come to call,
I get the highest rating!
TrailerTrashBob . . . April 27, 2005
1,880 posted on
07/24/2009 4:28:20 PM PDT by
NicknamedBob
(0bama is like Wiley Coyote walking on air, and now he just looked down.)
To: NicknamedBob
Very sanitary, I’m sure. I have to vacuum the living room every day, so I can put Frank down without his getting covered with dog hair. Ash likes to lie in the middle of the room so we don’t forget we have a dog.
1,881 posted on
07/24/2009 5:16:05 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Catz bites can be nasti.)
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