Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

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[CharlesWayneCT]

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.

[Amelia13274]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON’T KNOW WHO VIGGO MORTENSEN IS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT NOT KNOWING WHO VIGGO MORTENSEN IS?!?!?! I MEAN, HE’S ONLY THE BESTEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD, AND THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CharlesWayneCT]

(hangs head in shame)

[Amelia13274]

But it’s true, you can shake your head in shame all you want, but you know it’s true.

[DouglasKC]

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.
It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

Completely agree. I would add immature and adolescent.

[philman_36]

All your “I’d hit it” belong to us.

[stylecouncilor]

LOL! That’s the funniest one I’ve seen yet.

[Starter]

OK, let’s replace the offending phrase with “I’d tap it,” shall we?

A quick necropost or two...

[Starter]

But they gave him a free t-shirt! Surely that made it worth it!

[CJ Wolf]

[Eric Blair 2084]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON’T KNOW WHO VIGGO MORTENSEN IS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT NOT KNOWING WHO VIGGO MORTENSEN IS?!?!?! I MEAN, HE’S ONLY THE BESTEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD, AND THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure your Dad Charles will tell you the same thing I'm about to...remember this conversation in 25 years when your son/daughter says "Mom, you don't know who __________ (fill in the blank pop culture icon) is! OMG!" You'll get it then. Unless Viggo can beat Hillary, or is an NFL draft prospect who can help my Cowboys, I don't really care at this point. And I'm not even THAT old. :-)

[Lazamataz]

I've never posted a straight Vanity before. But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed. It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But you don't understand.

I really would hit it.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

This is my favorite

[red irish]

I can’t believe I found this! Just last night my daughter was showing me a cartoon,and it used the phrase hit it. Needless to say I had no idea what it meant and she had to tell me. My response was that I guess we have yet another way to dummy down ourselves in this country. I mean everything is about sex it just gets old.It’s like nobody grows up anymore.

[dennisw]

It’s retarded

[Tamar1973]

Here's the hot guy I like to post. BYJ!

He can make me breakfast anytime. LOL!

[Oberon]

This thread’s still alive?!?

[Tamar1973]

We guys are shallow, but gentlemanly...

No...this guy is a gentleman. They don't make them like that anymore.

[MeanWestTexan]

“This thread’s still alive?!?”

The delay was only because the thread was smoking a cig after all that “hitting it.”

[Tamar1973]

The delay was only because the thread was smoking a cig after all that “hitting it.”

[Oberon]

I think this thread has actually been spanking it, if you know what I mean.