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Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?
VANITY | TODAY | SELF

Posted on 04/20/2007 11:50:28 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.


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To: Dead Corpse

Keeping up with him while singing Bonnie Portmore is hard.


2,021 posted on 07/27/2009 7:11:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Monkey Face

I have a feeling I will wind up there, then.

I can’t have a conversation with a sexist without being perfectly candid about what I mean.

If you were to read what I posted, you’d see my entire post to him was hypothetical—not personal. And I didn’t have the background on this thread.

Sorry to offend you or anyone—it was not intended!

“If you two can’t play nice, we’ll have to send you to the Lower Levels for some time out with the denizens there.”


2,022 posted on 07/27/2009 7:11:53 AM PDT by MissTickly
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To: MissTickly; Monkey Face; Darksheare

WHY is Darksheare singing to the drunk rabbit? Or is it the other way around. Never mind, don’t tell me.

Back from Frank’s doctor appointment: three shots, poor little bubba. He weighs 13 lbs. 11 oz. and is 23-1/2” long. This means he’s gained almost 4 lbs since he was weighed at 4 weeks, and THIS explains why I feel like the Undead (as it were) all the time!

I could get my postal scale today. That would be fun!


2,023 posted on 07/27/2009 7:36:24 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Catz bites can be nasti. Embrace your irascible appetite!)
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To: MissTickly; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

I read all of your posts, and I understand what you’ve been saying. But we do try to have fun here. It’s one of the few places on FR where folks can come to relax. And let off steam, if needed.

We all try to listen to each other and if we can’t help, we try to comiserate, at least.

The Lower Levels are rather interesting, but you’d probably need a guide there, as the walls and doors have a tendency to shift. Or ripple.

Still, you’re most welcome to stay, if you wish. We promise not to call you names or throw rocks at you. Mostly because the rocks might penetrate the outer skin and I have no idea what that would do; maybe it would be like blowing up a balloon and releasing it before it was tied.

;o]


2,024 posted on 07/27/2009 7:58:11 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes, it does leave a funny taste!!

Good morning!


2,025 posted on 07/27/2009 7:59:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Tax-chick

The 5# scale? I think Frank’s a little large for that....

;o] I know you’re feeding him whipped cream!


2,026 posted on 07/27/2009 8:01:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Tax-chick; MissTickly; Monkey Face

I sing terribly, and rabbits are tone deaf anyway.
];-)


2,027 posted on 07/27/2009 8:13:48 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Monkey Face

At least I’ll be able to find out if my letters need extra postage. And I wasn’t going to mail Frank, anyhow.


2,028 posted on 07/27/2009 8:17:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Catz bites can be nasti. Embrace your irascible appetite!)
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To: Darksheare

Are you sure? Go down to the lower levels with your bunneh and see what happens when you sing...


2,029 posted on 07/27/2009 8:18:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m surprised a lot by the scale...some things I think need a couple extra cents still go for regular rate.

Frank can’t be mailed. He is often the possessor of toxic or harmful substances.


2,030 posted on 07/27/2009 8:20:38 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Monkey Face

Or at least he’d make a mess in the sorting bin.


2,031 posted on 07/27/2009 8:25:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Catz bites can be nasti. Embrace your irascible appetite!)
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To: Tax-chick
Or at least he’d make a toxic mess in the sorting bin.

There. That looks right.

2,032 posted on 07/27/2009 8:27:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Monkey Face

The critters go batty when I sing.
And then the zombies try to eat their own heads.


2,033 posted on 07/27/2009 8:28:44 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare

What’s wrong with that? The spider bots will clean up after them.


2,034 posted on 07/27/2009 8:31:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, I don’t think baby-plotz are toxic - it’s just what’s left after milk is digested.


2,035 posted on 07/27/2009 8:40:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Catz bites can be nasti. Embrace your irascible appetite!)
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To: Monkey Face

Well.. headless shuffling gurgling zombies.


2,036 posted on 07/27/2009 8:46:30 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

(Yawn) Morning, all. Sure wish I had this powerpoint done, but it seems I’m only halfway. And more interruptions coming up this afternoon — following the company “Town Hall” meeting this morning.


2,037 posted on 07/27/2009 10:02:06 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Neda Agha-Soltan - murdered by regime of murder)
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To: sionnsar

*HUG* How is your nose?


2,038 posted on 07/27/2009 10:23:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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To: Monkey Face

Nose is okay. I’m being very careful — yesterday had me worried when it started itching, but things went no further. *Think* I’ll be okay now...


2,039 posted on 07/27/2009 10:33:20 AM PDT by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Neda Agha-Soltan - murdered by regime of murder)
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To: sionnsar

Hang in there. It will heal.


2,040 posted on 07/27/2009 10:39:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (RUN, SARAH, RUN!)
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