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To: Wolfstar; doodlelady; ladyinred; doug from upland; sirchtruth; Purple Mountains Maj; All
Heavy manipulation now.

The celebrities are asked how many funerals they've ever been to. They answer: 2, 4, 7.

Cut to a man in Africa who has been to 208 funerals--all due to malaria.

Bring back DDT!

7,823 posted on 04/25/2007 6:23:37 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("... lay up for yourselves treasures in Heaven" -- Matthew 6:20)
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To: silent_jonny

Kelly’s hair looks great but her butt has grown much since the last time I saw her.


7,829 posted on 04/25/2007 6:24:57 PM PDT by TonyWpi (Fred Thompson in 2008! A conservative who can WIN.)
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DDT was the first thing I thought of when they started talking about malaria


7,834 posted on 04/25/2007 6:25:37 PM PDT by Cudjo
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To: silent_jonny
I can't believe some of these people have only been to TWO funerals???

How can that be?

I think I've prob been to 20 at a minimum.

7,837 posted on 04/25/2007 6:27:01 PM PDT by SunnyUsa (No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.)
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“Cut to a man in Africa who has been to 208 funerals—all due to malaria”

ROFL! They serve lots of food after funerals in Africa. That’s why people like him go to every funeral for everyone in his village—and the next five villages over.


8,098 posted on 04/26/2007 12:33:47 PM PDT by Palladin (My sympathies are extended to all the VT victims and their loved ones.)
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