I hope that's true.
Some guy from Rolling Stone was telling Juliette Huddy today that Jordin has it hands down. I’ve heard others saying the same thing - they aren’t hiding it or skipping around it when asked.
Seacrest: "I would not want to be the 'never again' guy."
The nominees are:
The Panther.
Isadora, the orgasmic cowgirl.
And the 50-something Big Bird lady.
Big Bird wins! LOLOL!
She's in the front row, but she can't get out of her seat. Nigel the producer has to pull her big butt up.
The band plays the theme from Sesame Street--LOL!
She waddles up on stage and tackles Seacrest, kissing him on the mouth.
A lot of awkwardness follows as they allow this crazy person to have a microphone. She reads a poorly written poem that no one understands.
She's ushered off the stage.
Now the Top 6 guys perform, all dressed in white.