I don't follow how this contradicts physics and aerodynamic engineering, other than violating Occam's razor.
I'm busy with making a cake to auction off for the Boy Scouts, so I apologize for not having a pun ready at hand in the meantime.
Cheers!
Whatsa matta? Can't you just wing it?
I mean, its just plane easy coming up with these puns. You don't need no flight of fancy, you don't have to make a big flap about it, just get your props and spin your tail and off you go!
(How many angels does it take to hold up the latest 747? That's a big 'un!)