Well, now, you have gone and done it...introduced the stork 'theory'...when I was a little girl, my grandmother assured me, that when she had her babies(this was of course, back in the old days, the 1920's and her babies were delivered at home by the visiting doctor), those babies actually were brought into the house, by the doctor in his little black bag...that was her 'little black bag' theory of where babies came from...I used to wonder, did she think I was really stupid enough to swallow that story?
So now, here are three 'theories' of where babies come from...take your pick...they come as a result of a)..sex...b)the stork...c)the doctors little black bag...
I am sure there are many more other various 'theories' as to where babies come from...
I have it on the most unimpeachable of authorities (my Mum and Dad) that I was found under a gooseberry bush. Storkists and little-black-baggists are heretics. And that sex stuff sounds too yucky and squelchy. Teach the controversy!