I have it on the most unimpeachable of authorities (my Mum and Dad) that I was found under a gooseberry bush. Storkists and little-black-baggists are heretics. And that sex stuff sounds too yucky and squelchy. Teach the controversy!
So you found under the gooseberry bush?...I know those who say they were found in the cabbage patch...that cabbage patch 'theory' of where babies come from, must have been a truly popular 'theory', noting the popularity of the Cabbage Patch line of dolls, that made its creator quite rich...
Ah, so many 'theories' of where babies come from...