Like the standards used by Arnd Leike of the University of Munich, in demonstrating that beer froth obeys the mathematical Law of Exponential Decay?
[REFERENCE: "Demonstration of the Exponential Decay Law Using Beer Froth," Arnd Leike, European Journal of Physics, vol. 23, January 2002, pp. 21-26.]
"No, that is the standard that scientist require of science."
Are you claiming that a true scientist must reject the theory that the message, "E = MC^2" found on the beach was written by an intelligent being?
If so, then the game is over. Checkmate.