Posted on 11/15/2005 12:27:46 PM PST by granite
38 Free Taglines
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2 A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
38. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than Live On Your Knees.
A skull is just a padded cell too.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Oh my, they have made you a padded cell, haven't they?
I Run With Scissors.
for all the engineers in the house...
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool
The Land of The Free, Because of The Brave.
sadly... this one doesn't fit in the tagline space provided...
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them
If you invent something foolproof, a better class of fools will come along.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone
I used this one for awhile...
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
Gee, you wonder why there aren't any more romans any more?
Guess maybe they missed an opponent.
I swing an axe like lightening. Never strike the same place twice.
U.S.M.C. - Providing The Enemy The Opportunity To Die For Their Country Since 1775
Politics and corruption:
Chicken or the Egg?
Architects blame the engineers for specifying lead pipes.
Youre worst enemy is always in the mirror.
Or, sometimes, a shiny pipeline.
I think the fall of the Roman Empire started with the founding of the RCLU (Roman Civil Liberty Union)
HELLO OFFICER....put it on my tab
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