Posted on 11/15/2005 12:27:46 PM PST by granite
38 Free Taglines
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2 A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
38. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Oh, yeah, right. Hard to tell the difference. My apologies.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn
"Save the whales. Than when they're extinct just press Load!"
It Is A Shame That Stupidity Isn't Painful.
Find A Purpose In Life, Be a Bad example!!
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
not a funny one... but I like it...
I would die for my country, but I could never let my country die for me
NEVER KNOCK ON HEAVEN'S DOOR.......Ring the bell and run (He really hates that.)
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
Trample the Weak and Hurdle the Dead
Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead
oo-rah!
"Certainty is the nature of stupidity!"
-Xezlec
"The hypocrisy in allowing a state to kill killers for their killings boggles the mind."
-Davey
"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."
----Seraphina
I know where you can get that T-shirt.
Some mornings it is just not worth chewing through the restraints.
Mine has a roof, too.
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