Posted on 11/15/2005 12:27:46 PM PST by granite
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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2 A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
37. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
38. Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph
Feminists = womaniacs
for all the RWOS...
Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
"nuke the gay whales for jesus"
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, Other times I let her sleep
The early bird feeds the early cat.
LOL!!
How about "Fat people are hard to kidnap."
I saw a guy wearing this shirt at the Checker Auto 500 this weekend:
"I AM the man from Nantucket"
LOLOL
"I Fathered Your Honor Student."
went to your page
you have beautiful eyes and a great smile
Feminine Protection is a Pink Uzi
Saw Steven Wright on TV, funniest thing he said was:
"Put instant coffee in a microwave once, almost went back in time."
Same guy who tried 1-Up,then 2-Up,3-Up,4-Up,....you get the idea.
LOL!! Glad I am not the test dummy!
There are no stupid questions. Just lots of inquisitive idiots.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
(The alternate, replacing 'stupid' with 'drunk', was my HS graduating classes' unofficial motto)
If sex is a pain in the butt, you're doing it wrong. (Gallagher)
I have a button from the 70's that says.."nuke gay whales"!!!
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