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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^
| 6/16/05
| Rick Pierce
Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.
Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.
"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."
The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...
(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...
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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: byset
I'm curious about the structure of the items. That looks like ground beef stuffed into some sort of plastic sack...?
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posted on
06/21/2005 4:52:57 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: L,TOWM
I have always sucked the pimentos out of olives, do not know why.
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posted on
06/21/2005 4:53:51 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: feinswinesuksass
Contractions are good: Testi'val
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posted on
06/21/2005 4:53:53 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: pissant
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posted on
06/21/2005 4:55:37 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I have always sucked the pimentos out of olives, do not know why. Practice?
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posted on
06/21/2005 4:56:10 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: bannie
"Contractions are good: Testi'val"
From the Hebrew?
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posted on
06/21/2005 4:56:37 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
06/21/2005 4:59:02 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
He brew, she brew, they brew. Hey, any'll work.
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posted on
06/21/2005 4:59:22 PM PDT
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Thanks for the T-shirt link, It is my helmet sticker. I love that one.
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:02:35 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Saw it and thought of you!
;-)
Did you look at the other ones? There are some excellent/sick stuff on that site.
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:09:37 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I looked at some, and there are some great ones there!
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:12:47 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Dashing Dasher
right afta ya PINGED me. :)
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:32:45 PM PDT
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pissant
To: pissant
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:38:02 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:39:19 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Spruce
Two guys walking down the street come across a dog licking it's own nuts. The first guy sighs and says "Wish I could do that". Second guy says "Maybe you should pet him first, eh?" Another guys walks by and asks: "Why is that dog licking his nuts?" The first guys say: Because he can!"
To: pissant
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:45:49 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: My2Cents
I think they're serving it.
To: Spruce
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:50:01 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(Progressivism : a brain eating bacteria, that eats, craps and departs, leaving only sh*t for brains.)
To: AzaleaCity5691
There is a time and a place for testicle discussions,
Oh really? During working hours? Couldn't they get the sack
for that? Sorry, I seem to be Nad'ering on.
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posted on
06/21/2005 5:51:00 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: byset
As the AC/DC song goes...."But we got the biggest balls of them all!"
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