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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^ | 6/16/05 | Rick Pierce

Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset

Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.

Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.

"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."

The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...

(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...


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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: andy58-in-nh
ROFLMAO!!
101 posted on 06/21/2005 1:10:55 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: Dashing Dasher
They eat fried testicles in snuff films? DEEP fried, I hear.

LOL.. Do you think the person who posted about the 'snuff films' meant 'porn films??'

I'm still scratching my head at that one. Not sure there is anywhere that 'snuff films' are acceptable viewing (or even exist at least I hope not).. balls or no balls.. weird..

102 posted on 06/21/2005 1:11:06 PM PDT by buckleyfan (WFB, save us!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

One must be choosy when using that line!


103 posted on 06/21/2005 1:11:12 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Dashing Dasher

I haven't eaten any "mountain oysters" since I was teenager.

I'll let you and the Dasher handle the testical festival.

Just reward the curmudgeon. :)


104 posted on 06/21/2005 1:11:16 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I'm at a loss for words. LOL


105 posted on 06/21/2005 1:12:10 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: missyme

Protein!!!


106 posted on 06/21/2005 1:14:11 PM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck (Life is so short. Play naked.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Playing with food is fun, "9 1/2 Weeks" taught me that.


107 posted on 06/21/2005 1:14:12 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
what should we reward blackie with for being post #69 on the testicle thread?


108 posted on 06/21/2005 1:14:30 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: buckleyfan

Well, a documentary about the Testicle Festival might make for a pretty horrifying snuff film, if you happen to be a bull or a turkey


109 posted on 06/21/2005 1:14:48 PM PDT by byset
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To: AzaleaCity5691
...it's just not in good taste...

Testicles hang from a lot of critters that kids see every day. There ain't nothing wrong with em and they ain't something kids should not know about. Hell, half the kids got em.
110 posted on 06/21/2005 1:15:31 PM PDT by BikerNYC
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To: Dashing Dasher

What is the reward? It did not post!


111 posted on 06/21/2005 1:15:44 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

http://www.bumpernuts.com/nuts_o2.jpg


112 posted on 06/21/2005 1:17:06 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: byset
This'll make you squirm alright:


113 posted on 06/21/2005 1:17:57 PM PDT by BJClinton (My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I got to get my bike a pair of those, but larger. ;-)


114 posted on 06/21/2005 1:19:17 PM PDT by BikerNYC
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To: Dashing Dasher
You don't like to play with your food?

That depends on what I am eating.
When I do play with my food, I don't use a paddle!
But, if paddle = play for you, hey, I sure won't snivel about your table manners.

115 posted on 06/21/2005 1:20:35 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
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To: BJClinton

I almost posted that - but just couldn't bring myself to ... vurp... I had a little vomit come up right there.


116 posted on 06/21/2005 1:20:57 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: BJClinton
Which are those? Beef, pork, lamb or turkey?

Turkey? How many turkey testicles fit on a Ritz?
117 posted on 06/21/2005 1:22:45 PM PDT by BikerNYC
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To: Dashing Dasher

Once again I say

Ooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


118 posted on 06/21/2005 1:24:35 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
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To: Corin Stormhands

I don't know what you are talking about, and for some reason I am not even the least bit hungry.


119 posted on 06/21/2005 1:25:43 PM PDT by TalonDJ
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To: BJClinton

We said the thread needs cowbEll, not cowbAll!!!!


120 posted on 06/21/2005 1:25:55 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
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