Posted on 05/18/2005 7:38:08 PM PDT by pissant
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.
To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.
For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®
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This thing operates at a dangerous voltage? I guess that adds to the excitement.
I already am....
And you wouldn't even post your pic on the Women of FR thread! Such a modest Goddess you are! ;o)
My photo is on my homepage.....I am armed & dangerous. I am also no longer a redhead, I went back to blonde as it was too hard to remain feisty all the time.
I've seen your homepage. Nothing like a chick who knows how to shoot! That in itself puts you in the "near goddess" category. The red hair put you over the top. I need to reconsider that now.....over a beer. ;o)
Of course, if and when we ever meet, I'll give you the opportunity to out Guinness me for full restoration.
Well, I usually stick to martinis in public as I tend to burp while drinking beer.
I like you even better then!
for the burping, not the martinis....
Then, you would have loved my HS crew....we made burp tapes of us belching Christmas carols.
Hellifiknow :)
,,, who's better than you to qualify that statement?
Vibrator alert!
Those don't exactly strike me as "Snake-Proof" Chaps
Those don't exactly strike me as "Snake-Proof" Chaps
LOLOLOL!
holy crap where do you find this stuff!!! LOL
It finds me!
Hilarious post. I guess it's one way to make grocery shopping less boring.
Yes, now shopping for Wheaties and yogurt is a stimulating ordeal! LOL
"Her husband better not say a word...ever..."
If I were her husband, I'd feel pretty darn insulted by this. And humiliated. Two and a half inches? How could I forgive her?
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