Ping me when you write a law banning the speaking of Spanish in public.
Ping me when you're capable of staying on topic and now allowing your emotions to get the better of you.
What is your fascination with speaking spanish and tortillas? This is starting to sound like one of those Shakespeare plays where the woman just keeps washing her hands over and over and over and over an...
A good therapist might be in order. I'll even chip in a few bucks to pay for your first hour.