Esteemed Ambassador,
We would be most pleased to engage you in war.
Do us the honor of stating your location of preference.
Please also schedule this war for early in the day, as we all have important
activities scheduled in the afternoon. Personally I eat dinner at 1845 hours and am somewhat flexible.
And your caps-lock key is stuck.. did you know?
Regards,
Humblegunner 1LT, TSM, Res.
Good reply...this *soldier* would pee in his/her pants if they met a real soldier......
This Thursday is good for me......will I need a jacket ?