Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not

reuters ^ | 12-1-04

[Dan from Michigan]

Germans think they're well-hung - but they're not

Wed Dec 1,11:58 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.

"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS (news - web sites) Day.

Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.

Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.

The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).

When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.

[shaggy eel]

He's a pervert trying to be cute.

,,, maybe. Whatever, he's been honest and that slots him further up the value chain than a straight person like Bill Klinton who ended up as President and grand star all-time championship liar.

[concordKIWI]

How long is a piece of string?

[shaggy eel]

,,, out with that tape measure and out with that....

[concordKIWI]

I think their problem is that they don't know where to start measuring from!

[shaggy eel]

,,, you're right. The whole body is a life support system for it.

[concordKIWI]

Exactly!!!

[CholeraJoe]

I respect your political choice and your lifestyle choice. I've been told by women that claim to know, that penis size correlates with shoe size.

I've also been told by women who have experience, that size doesn't matter within the average range. One quote was, "He had a big old watermelon, like this (hands held shoulder width). No way I'm taking that."

[nmh]

",,, maybe. Whatever, he's been honest and that slots him further up the value chain than a straight person like Bill Klinton who ended up as President and grand star all-time championship liar."

So you elevate an "honest" pervert above a pshoopathical liar, clinton, who btw, is also a pervert (monica & the cigar ...)?

I just can't elevate one over the other since both are wrong however I do find homosexual sex to be more disgusting and vile whether he is "honest" or not.

The truth is the pervert isn't being "honest". If he was "honest" he wouldn't be pretending to emulate a normal heterosexual relationship - one ALWAYS places the female role, the effeminate role and one ALWAYS plays the "male" role. You rally can't get more DISHONEST than a smae sex sexual relationship. Homosexuality is a perverted DENIAL of reality.

[Nataku X]

You're not gay, and you're not conservative.

[nmh]

"But, I know for a fact that there are conservatives who are perverts. This doesn't disqualify them from having almost all of their beliefs, except their sex life, along the conservative way of thinking."

It is their lifestyle and lack of wanting to change it that makes them perverts. You can't compartmentalize this stuff.

"If we threw all Christians out of the church who sinned against the church (God) we would have no (zero, zip, nada, not one) people in the church."

I don't know of a Christian that is NOT a sinner. NO mere mortal is perfect. The difference is genuine Christians TRY to do what is right. This gay guy makes NO effort to do that and seeks attention and sympathy for the sin.

"They just need to quit trying to force their behavior on us."

They won't. Homos want to be accepted, loved and if possible ELEVATED above others. Deep down they know it's wrong and why they go bananas when someone criticizes the obvious - same sex is absurd.

[blackie]

This is a funny thread. :)

[shaggy eel]

So you elevate an "honest" pervert above a psychopathical liar, clinton,

,,, no, not elevate, simply highlight the fact that there's a bit of good in everyone.

As for the rest of what you've said, yes, it's a perversion, for certain. I tend to hate the sin and not the sinner. Best that I judge on that basis in case I'm judged myself - and I will be.

[shaggy eel]

,,, I'm not going to ask you how you measure up "big boy".

[cyborg]

Good. If you did, I'd wonder about you.

[nmh]

Funny ... God hates the sinner too!

The ugly truth is God doesn't compartMENTALIZE sin. The ensuing behavior (sin) is generated from the HEART of the person. God has no toleration for sin so you know the story ... He sent His Son to take on our punishment ... . It really isn't so that He doesn't hate the sinner. It is our job to do the best we can and with belief/faith our punishment was handled by Christ but it really isn't true that God separates the behavior of the person from the sin. The behavior reflects what is in the persons heart. When a person makes NO effort to stop the behavior He then gives them up. He has his limits to in waiting for someone to turn around.

[nmh]

I refer you to Romans 1:26-32

[26] For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

[27] And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

[28] And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

[29] Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

[30] Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

[31] Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

[32] Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

God has His limits too and after awhile, "gives them up" . If they'd repent then it would be a different story but homosexuals not only lie about a perverted sexual atraction they want to LEAD churches and flaunt it in your face - just like the guy on this thread did. Don't fall for it.

[blackie]

Good! :)

[blackie]

Me too. :)

[exnavy]

Thank God for my Irish/Scandanavian ancesters.

[Bogey78O]

As a straight male who likes the ladies, I concur. ;)