[Fester Chugabrew]

Now, why don't you point me to the part of evolutionary theory - heck, any evolutionist will do - that claims that chimpanzees, gorillas, gibbons, or orangutans have ever given birth to a human.

No evolutionist would be so brazen as to propose a direct, immediate transition. Millions of years are needed so we "understand" the transition was so gradual no one has ever seen it. Has any evolutionist demonstrated under strict scientific contditions the transition from an ape to anything slightly closer to human? Has any evolutionist proposed at what point the ape becomes human as opposed to ape?

[general_re]

No evolutionist would be so brazen as to propose a direct, immediate transition.

Then why are you asking to see it as "proof" of evolution? I mean, if you're going to invent chimeras and demand to see them as "proof", at least get creative. Ask for a unicorn or a cherub or a leprechaun or something.