LOL! Well, I hope you don't mix up the birth control patch with the nicotine patch. hehe!
All my friends drink beer. I have tried and tried to get into beer. I just can't acquire a taste for it. And two beers, and I have a horrible headache. It's not fair.
I was quite a drinker when I was younger, never could get into beer though. Give me a nice single malt and I'm golden.