To: tuliptree76; Laura Earl; Darkchylde; trussell; Dead Corpse
The Undead Thread is turning into a freaking Bureaucracy!!
Why do I say that? -- Because I find myself in the idiotic position of having to write a Mission Statement for the purpose of choosing the appropriate garb for squishing grapes!!
Ridiculous? Its unimaginable!! Still, one does what one must to avoid the onslaught of chaos. Very well, then.
Mission Statement -- Defining the Appropriate Protective Clothing for the Initial Stages of Wine Production
Goal of Decision to be made:
The success of our decision will be determined by two things, and two things only, the quality of the product, and the safety and comfort of the employees. (Note: Although the staff of Viniculturists is largely Voluntary, we consider it more respectful to refer to them as employees.)
Safety: Grape juice is relatively mild, and safe for exposure to human skin. It does, however, contain modest amounts of fruit acids and tannin. For this reason, we are doing everything we can to minimize any areas of extended contact, abrasion, or irritation. The utility grape-squishing garment is selected with that in mind.
Comfort: The Garments Utilized for Squishing Selected Ingredients Efficiently and Safely, hereinafter called Gussies, in addition to being rather stylish, were also selected for comfort. Here is how the search was made:
-- Under the Category Clothing, the following parameters were entered, Soft, Comfort, Modesty, Eliminate Chafing, Breathable Fabric, Freedom of Movement
(We thought we might have to compromise on one or two of these parameters, such as modesty, but we were delighted to find a manufacturer who could readily supply us with several dozen. We ordered them immediately!)
Protection of Product Quality: In keeping with our philosophy of producing only the best quality wines and grape juices, we also received from the manufacturer an assurance that these articles are durably made, and do not have metal fasteners or other loosely connected parts which could detach and contaminate the product. In fact, they are made as a seamless one-piece garment, which exactly fit our requirements. We know that when you get Gussied Up, you will wear them with pride.
End of Statement
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There, whew! ... Im glad thats all settled!
47,518 posted on
11/30/2004 4:50:29 PM PST by
NicknamedBob
(My first book,"Outlandish!"= Hot!, handle with care!...AuthorHouse.Com/BookStore, look for Hawthorne)
To: NicknamedBob; Laura Earl; Darkchylde; trussell; Dead Corpse
To: NicknamedBob
Blurp blurp. you love it and you know it. Have some more wine... ;-)
47,522 posted on
11/30/2004 4:55:23 PM PST by
Dead Corpse
(Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
To: NicknamedBob
Well, you did volunteer for this job. ;-)
To: NicknamedBob; tuliptree76; Laura Earl; Darkchylde; Dead Corpse
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I want to see the prototype of this uniform!! If I have to worry about modesty...I may rethink my position on volunteering!!
47,642 posted on
11/30/2004 7:05:29 PM PST by
trussell
(Unemployed intellectual...will act like a pompous ass for food!!)
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