"This is a thread about nothing anyway.
If you're lucky someone on this thread may later even pretend they care for you. LOL"
Two things, Butthead:
1) If this thread is "about nothing anyway" why are you here?
2) "If you're lucky someone on this thread may later even pretend they care for you. LOL" You are assuming that I am a) looking, b) have an interest in your brand of "connecting."
If you are suggesting that no one would have me, it is just the opposite: I have no interest in idiots and, you, "sir" are about the most boring individual I have ever had the bad luck to come across.
I have kicked better men than you out of my bed.
You are delusional, rude (as I have said before) and also the worlds' biggest sphincter muscle. Not to mention you are narcissistic beyond comprehension. Perhaps your mother would be a better match for you?
Oh gee, your not now going to detail each of these various better men you've been kicking out of bed, are you?