"15% to the starboard side, matey."
I can see there are some barnacles on your binoculars, MATEY.
(Darkshere...take care of my light work here and warn this person of the Twin Orbs Of Power...)
OK, OK: if they're good (and have very nice tatas) 18% is better.
8-O!!!
The Twin Orbs of Power, the insidious power that women have over men.
Alternately called The Chest Beam in the Dimensional Doors thread, it is used exclusively as a ranged attack against men.
Beware, when stuck in a tree and dangling by only your hands, the ORBS of POWER are very effective at getting men OUT of trees..
One glimmer of their power, and it's gravity time for said man.
(Not that I have experienced such..)
Grovelling is recommended.
(No, I don't know how to effectively grovel either! I got all kinds of odd advice from the female friends I asked! Most likely tailored to gets me slapped or worse..)