"Well he has plenty to be proud of, how many you know can make top cello player in a marching band?"
That *is* pretty impressive--I always had trouble myself getting cellophane to play in tune.
Marching and playing the cello while marching in sand was the hardest thing I hear.
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"I always had trouble myself getting cellophane to play in tune."
That would be the cellophane on the teeth of the pocket comb, yes?
Oh. Wait. That was tissue paper...sorry...