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I heard Rush Limbaugh just say something similar to this while he was commenting on Mitt Romney's foreign policy speech and decided that, if cleaned up a bit, it symbolizes the difference between conservatives and liberals.

PALM BEACH, Fla. -- A package sent to Rush Limbaugh's home that prompted a call to the bomb squad was nothing more than "a business opportunity," WPBF 25 News' Ari Hait reported Thursday night. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office Bomb Squad was called to Limbaugh's Palm Beach home to assist the Palm Beach Police Department after the well-known radio host received a package from Pennsylvania earlier in the day.

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name...

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair,...

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair,...

On Today’s Show... El Rushbo returned home on Monday to honor his grandfather, the first Rush Hudson Limbaugh, at the dedication ceremony for a federal courthouse that will bear his name. » Cape Girardeau Federal Courthouse Dedication Celebrates Life of Rush Sr. WBAP-AM's Mark Davis filled in on the EIB Network from the Dallas Metroplex on Monday's program. Check out Mark Davis's Stack of Stuff for a summary of the show. Guest Show Highlight: The election is four weeks from tomorrow. Is it brilliant or counter-productive to go after Obama's character? (Rush 24/7 Members: Listen Here) » UPI: McCain...

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Donovan McNabb seemed more saddened than angry as he talked with great dignity and poise about the latest in a career's worth of stupid comments from Rush Limbaugh, who this week ended his blessedly brief stint as part of ESPN's "NFL Sunday Countdown." "It's not something I can sit here and say won't bother me," McNabb said at a news conference this week. As he often does, Limbaugh inserted race into an argument where race wasn't the topic. In a discussion about the early-season troubles of Philadelphia Eagles quarterback McNabb with panel members Steve Young, Michael Irvin and Tom Jackson,...