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WABASH, IN. — Bake sales. Car washes. Bingo. Churches for decades have relied on tried and true methods of fundraising when tithes and offerings left vision-thick congregations in a lurch. But Wabash Christian Center has taken a unique approach to supplying ministerial needs. Eschewing fundraising altogether, the 20-year-old fellowship collects Marlboro Miles to outfit its church. Smokers for years collected Marlboro Miles from packs of cigarettes and redeemed them through the company’s product catalogue, which featured prizes ranging from T-shirts to camping tents. Marlboro added “Spiritline” in 2008 and the congregation took full advantage. “That’s how we got our new...

"Saturday Night Live" devoted its opening sketch to what was last week's most bizarre story: the scandal surrounding the sign language interpreter who said he has schizophrenia and was hallucinating while signing at Nelson Mandela's memorial service. Kenan Thompson portrayed Thamsanqa Jantjie, the interpreter, during a speech given by President Barack Obama, played by "SNL's" resident president, Jay Pharoah. Jantjie “clearly had no idea what he was doing,” Pharoah's Obama said, before Thompson's faux fake interpreter appeared from behind the podium.

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Recently saw American Carol and though, why are there no Islamic Ramadan Carols... I mean they need songs, until you realize that songs are Haram....ie. they are against Islam-o-matic Law... So i figured I would help them out a bit and write a few of my own.... Deck the Halls sounds like a good place to start as you instead of fa la la la, you can used Halal and Allah in the chorus. So I bring you: Wreck the Halls Tis’ the season for some Jihad Halal al al al al allah la la As we all pray to...

The U.S. government has just passed a new law entitled “The Affordable CAR Act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new car by April, 2014....

Anti-Depressant For Obama - SNL Highlight Paxil: Second Term Strength is the anti-depressant for presidents feeling low.

Navigator, can you help me with this site See the login don’t work and now it’s all kind of faded Obamagirl’s in LA She dropped her best ex-agent Ray A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated But isn't that the way they say it goes Well let's forget all that And give me my old plan if you can find it So I can keep my doc, and make an appointment to go When I’ve taken a blow Or I’m not feeling well I wish I could trust his words Or just convince myself Obamacare wasn’t real...

Now that Obamacare jokes have become the norm on late night TV, it was a no brainer for the Country Music Awards to open last night’s show with a parody song from hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood called “Obamacare By Morning.” But that didn’t stop The Five’s Greg Gutfeld from commending the “rare” sight of “Obama mockery” on TV. Eric Bolling was equally impressed with the “hilarious” song, but noticed a bit of a divide in the reactions from those sitting in the live audience. “You could see the real, true Republican conservatives, heart and soul of the country,...

Nearly 2000 years ago, The Kama Sutra was written by an unusually flexible Hindu named Vatsyayana. Little could this great man have known that his detailed descriptions of lovemaking would not only become the world's best-known sex manual, but eventually give birth to the chiropractic industry. Today, Vatsyayana's work is being carried on by Barack Obama, who made history not for being the first Black President (an honor enjoyed by Bill Clinton), but for being the first President elected solely on the basis of sexual magnetism. Young, liberal, and open-minded voters didn't need a wink or a nudge to understand...

You're a Glitch Girl, and you've gone too far 'Cause to you it don't matter anyway You can rely on the other's money You can rely on the others honey. It's a bitch girl but it's gone too far 'Cause to you it don't matter anyway. Say Obamacare won't get you too far, get you too far. And don't you know, don't you know That it's wrong to take what they're giving you So far gone, on the dole you can't get along If you try to be strong. But you'll never be strong. 'Cause you're a Glitch Girl, and...

Heh. Double-heh. I don’t know who this “Rex Harrison” guy is, but his Obamacare parody website is worth checking out. As someone said on Facebook, the White House really ought to hire this guy to reverse-engineer the real site.

WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed today that President Obama has reached out to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his effort to get immigration reform passed in Congress this year. During an appearance on CBS This Morning, National Security Adviser Susan Rice said the administration has the utmost confidence the Russian president can muster enough votes in Congress to pass an immigration bill that would show the American people President Obama means business on overhauling the immigration system. “President Obama was so impressed with President Putin’s handling of our crisis in Syria that he’s sought his intervention again to help...

Over the years, I’ve meticulously chronicled progressive haters and their rank hypocrisy. It’s time for yet another refresher course as the libs go nuts over a rodeo clown. Without further ado, drawn from my blog archives, here are 10 images/signs/agitprop items mocking George W. Bush that were far, far worse than any of the silly Obama gags causing prog conniptions.

Inspired by the tourism board of Detroit. A "Pure Michigan" parody. It's short, and you'll laugh your head off!

You better not text You better not skype You better not phone I’m telling you why Barrack Hussein is watching your town. He’s making a list And checking it twice He makes Watergate look nice Barrack Hussein is watching your town. He knows with whom you’re sleeping He tracks you while awake. He knows if you’ve been saying That his documents are fake! So you better not text You better not skype You better not phone I’m telling you why. Barrack Hussein is watching your town.

Game of Desks - Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [Game of Thrones parody] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqgdyn6wg7E

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Going back a few years "Thumb Puppet" was introduced on FR. When 'Stitches Obama' got a fat lip for supposedly playing basketball, a pic published put his left thumb out there and was totally freaky, funny stuff back then. He is left-handed and is totally in love with himself, so hence the narcissism funny stuff. It was scrubbed from Google immediately but has crept back into Internet lore over the years. Anyway, a pic from Politico shows another freaky thumb from this time, the vice-president. This time a right thumb, just being politically correct in suggesting 'handedness' has nothing to do with...

In an unusual move conservative chat site Free Republic announced today that it has banned all parody postings. According to a representative of Free Republic, "We had to do something. An informal survey showed us fully 75% of all postings were amateur attempts at parody." He went on "And it is a stretch to call these things parody. Parody isn't just making up crazy stuff and putting it into the mouths of people you don't like." A frequent poster on the web site, DManA approves of the move. "Everyone loves to be tricked, fooled, and made a fool of. That's...

Actor Jim Carrey’s anti-gun parody video “Cold Dead Hands,” which makes fun of gun owners and the late Charlton Heston, has been issued a rebuttal in the form of another parody video by Reason TV. The video humorously accuses Carrey of being a hypocrite for advocating extensive gun control while killing people with guns in his movies and having armed guards protect him. Reason TV also jabs at Carrey for advocating against parents vaccinating their children. Lyrics of the song: Sometimes dudes minds are skewed and they choose to go a-killin’ Because they saw a Batman villain killing, well…ring a...