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Obama has done a lot of astonishing things. In fact everyday is more shocking than the day prior. However, bootlegging jokes takes outrageous to a whole new level. Comparing Obama's remarks at the 2010 West Point graduation with G. W. Bush's commencement address in 2002 reveals Barry may have lifted a gag line from George. To be fair, Barack can't be held fully responsible, after all Obama is the first full-fledged teleprompter President adept only at reading words from a digitized screen like a mind-numbed robot. However, unless the tradition to "excuse minor conduct offenses" at a West Point commencement...

I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they do not care. Well here is a story that shows not all cops are in that category. The Joplin , Mo. , Police Department reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Riverton , KS . He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick,...

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to Obama, “What would you like to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles. “OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A...

EXCERPT Top Ten Signs Rahm Emanuel Is Nuts 10. Every morning takes a leak off the Truman balcony 9. President Obama smokes cigarettes; Rahm eats them 8. Spotted today at Toyota dealership 7. He's leaving Obama to become a special adviser to Richard Nixon 6. In a fit of rage, he snapped Dennis Kucinich in half 5. Changing his name to Rahm Emanuel Lewis 4. Refers to every cabinet official as "Clarkie" 3. Recently got into heated policy debate with his stapler 2. You mean, besides walking around D.C. naked? 1. Even Andy Dick is telling him to chill

Multiple Personality Day When : Always March 5th Multiple Personality Day is an opportunity to get in touch with yourselves. Someone with a split personality has two personalities. Someone with multiple personalities has more than two personalities. Its a psychological disorder that I hope none of our readers have. Don't be surprised to find yourself surrounded by people who are talking to themselves today. You might find yourself talking to yourself, too!  When you wish someone "Happy Multiple Personality Day", you may need to do so multiple times, once for each personality. New Tax Form MPD-1040 Form MPD-Certain deductions...

Have you noticed the parallels between Obama and Lincoln? 1.   Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.      2.   Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.     3.   Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.     4.   Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President... Obama had very little experience before becoming President.      5.   Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.  Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.     6.   Lincoln...

http://www.youdrivewhat.com/ White House Infested With Bedbugs After Biden Brings In Recliner Off The Curb WASHINGTON—The White House suffered a severe bedbug infestation last week after Vice President Joe Biden reportedly "scored" a discarded recliner chair that "someone was just throwing out" on the corner of Windom Road and 32nd Street. "It's plenty comfy, and I'll tell ya, they don't make 'em with levers like this anymore," said Biden, scratching at a series of red welts on his arms as he pointed out the pocket on the side that could hold both a remote control and a Coors tallboy. "It reclines...

Considering how this past week, eh-hem....this past year.....has gone, I dedicate this thread to.... I stand here today as hopeful as ever that the United States of America will endure, that it will prevail, that the dream of our founders will live on in our time. ~ Barack Obama (At the Lincolm Memorial concert on National Mall in Washington, January 18, 2009, two days before his inauguration as US President.) I have studied the Constitution as a student; I have taught it as a teacher; I have been bound by it as a lawyer and legislator. I took an...

Blame it on the mirror or the expression on his face, but I simply had to hold a caption contest for the Pete Souza photo taken just prior to President Barack Obama's inauguration Jan. 20, 2009.

Fun little widget allows you to add your own phtot to th Obama Logo. Here are two I created:

Barack Obama The "bowing" controversies. Calling Kanye West a "jackass." Seeing a number of his first picks for prominent positions having to withdraw their names from consideration. That silly Beer Summit. Gate-crashers strolling in to a state dinner. Gifting the British PM with 25 DVDs that aren't compatible with European players. The "Special Olympics" bowling joke. Probably not the most dignified first year in presidential history.

Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes. Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A: It stands between him and the First. Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish. Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama? A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth. Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund...

The Santa Llucia Christmas market in Barcelona sells everything you could need for your nativity scene. Little statues of Joseph and Mary? Check. A little baby Jesus? Check. Donkeys, sheep and cows? Check. Defecating world leaders? What? The 'caganer' (literally 'defecator') is a feature of Catalan nativity scenes. The figure is usually tucked away in a corner of the model, far away from the manger itself, for children to find. The caganer represents fertility and equality. The figure was traditionally a representation of a Catalan peasant wearing a red stocking hat, but modern caganers are often caricatures of famous people,...

Do you think Obama is over-exposed? Q. How did Obama react to his teleprompters being stolen? A. He was speechless. Q. What sign was Barack Obama born under? A. For Sale. "Suppose I was Barack Obama. And suppose I was an idiot. But I repeat myself....." Barack Obama threatened to fire his Cabinet because he thought that they were ignoring him. Obama said that if he wanted to be ignored, he would have given another speech to the public. Q: How is Barack Obama like a maxed out credit card? A: They're both plastic and worthless.

U.S. President Barack Obama (R) watches on as the "Cougar Cannon" robot throws a ball at a student from Oakton High School following Obama's remarks on science, technology, engineering and math education initiatives in the Eisenhower Executive Office building in Washington, November 23, 2009. U.S. President Barack Obama speaks about initiatives to promote science, technology, engineering and mathematics education while in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on the White House complex in Washington, November 23, 2009

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<p>Every so often, actual breaking news is so absurd that parody is the only answer. After news of President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize broke on Friday, the website, FreeRepublic.com was deluged by its members with Breaking News! parody posts.</p> <p>The faux headlines kept me giggling all day, and a few have already made it into my inbox via e-mails gone viral. Sometimes, ya just have to laugh.</p>