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| Oct 12, 2009
| Jack Furnari
Posted on 10/12/2009 1:41:30 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
Edited on 10/12/2009 4:41:25 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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Every so often, actual breaking news is so absurd that parody is the only answer. After news of President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize broke on Friday, the website, FreeRepublic.com was deluged by its members with Breaking News! parody posts.
The faux headlines kept me giggling all day, and a few have already made it into my inbox via e-mails gone viral. Sometimes, ya just have to laugh.
Breaking! President Obama named Sears Preferred Customer!
Barak Obama Finds the Arc of the Covenant. Indiana Jones Inconsolable.
Breaking! Obama's Face Found on Mars!
BREAKING: Obama inventor of the Internet....Nobel committee takes back prize given to Al Gore...............
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: emperornoclothes; freerepublic; frinthenews; humor; nobelprize; obamajokes; obamalegacy; pajamapeoplerule
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To: Jet Jaguar
He must be an “EDSEL”...:-()
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:43:55 PM PDT
by
geo40xyz
(BE PREPARED: Geo The Engineer so smart, he doesn't need a TelePrompter to speak. Unlike the AH:-))
To: Jet Jaguar
BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!!
Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:44:47 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
(Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
To: Jet Jaguar
4
posted on
10/12/2009 1:44:53 PM PDT
by
griswold3
(You think health care is expensive now? Just wait till it's FREE!)
To: Jet Jaguar
5
posted on
10/12/2009 1:44:56 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(AL GORE BETRAYED OUR PLANET - HE PLAYED ON OUR FEARS!!!)
To: geo40xyz
I also here he’s doing well in the Heisman Trophy voting.
To: Jet Jaguar
Friday: It was a FUN DAY here!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:47:17 PM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: Jet Jaguar
General Zod now kneels before Obama!
8
posted on
10/12/2009 1:47:51 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: Jet Jaguar
And those are just the ones the mods didn’t pull quickly enough!
9
posted on
10/12/2009 1:48:25 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
To: Jet Jaguar
This just in: Farmers upset that sun is rising in the west.
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:50:12 PM PDT
by
Road Warrior ‘04
( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
To: SlowBoat407
The mods didn’t pull any. They shipped them off to General Chat. It was waaaayyyyyy toooooooo much fun! And, hilarious!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:52:19 PM PDT
by
Road Warrior ‘04
( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
To: CatDancer
To: Bushbacker1
Then they’ll just have to get used to it. Michelle will nourish the whole nation from her ample White House garden. Barack will multiply her loaves and fishes until they feed the world.
Courage!
To: Jet Jaguar
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:58:36 PM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: Houghton M.
I heard Obama (Michelle) got Best of Show at Westminster.
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:59:13 PM PDT
by
IM2MAD
To: Jet Jaguar; Slings and Arrows; Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:59:55 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
To: Jet Jaguar
The new BARRY for 2010:
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:00:36 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Bushbacker1
It was fun....I don’t remember when I had laughed so hard. I especially liked “Obama first living person canonized” and the “American Journal of Proctology naming him man of the year”....and the pics to go along...priceless.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:01:52 PM PDT
by
Fu-fu2
To: IM2MAD
OBAMA WINS MISS AMERICA CONTEST IN DRAG!
To: Jet Jaguar
Sometime White House resident (B.?) Hussein (Obama?
Soetoro? Dunham?) has stopped global warming and
huricanes by spouting so much hot air that it was
pulled out of most areas causing this winter to be
much colder.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:03:00 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
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