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"BREAKING NEWS: Obama named Motor Trend's Car of the Year!" FR Mentioned
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| Oct 12, 2009
| Jack Furnari
Posted on 10/12/2009 1:41:30 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
Edited on 10/12/2009 4:41:25 PM PDT by Admin Moderator.
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Every so often, actual breaking news is so absurd that parody is the only answer. After news of President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize broke on Friday, the website, FreeRepublic.com was deluged by its members with Breaking News! parody posts.
The faux headlines kept me giggling all day, and a few have already made it into my inbox via e-mails gone viral. Sometimes, ya just have to laugh.
Breaking! President Obama named Sears Preferred Customer!
Barak Obama Finds the Arc of the Covenant. Indiana Jones Inconsolable.
Breaking! Obama's Face Found on Mars!
BREAKING: Obama inventor of the Internet....Nobel committee takes back prize given to Al Gore...............
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: emperornoclothes; freerepublic; frinthenews; humor; nobelprize; obamajokes; obamalegacy; pajamapeoplerule
To: Jet Jaguar
He must be an “EDSEL”...:-()
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:43:55 PM PDT
by
geo40xyz
(BE PREPARED: Geo The Engineer so smart, he doesn't need a TelePrompter to speak. Unlike the AH:-))
To: Jet Jaguar
BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!!
Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game!!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:44:47 PM PDT
by
Kimmers
(Be the kind of person when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, Oh crap, she's awake)
To: Jet Jaguar
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:44:53 PM PDT
by
griswold3
(You think health care is expensive now? Just wait till it's FREE!)
To: Jet Jaguar
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:44:56 PM PDT
by
Berlin_Freeper
(AL GORE BETRAYED OUR PLANET - HE PLAYED ON OUR FEARS!!!)
To: geo40xyz
I also here he’s doing well in the Heisman Trophy voting.
To: Jet Jaguar
Friday: It was a FUN DAY here!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:47:17 PM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: Jet Jaguar
General Zod now kneels before Obama!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:47:51 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: Jet Jaguar
And those are just the ones the mods didn’t pull quickly enough!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:48:25 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(Achtung. preparen zie fur die obamahopenchangen.)
To: Jet Jaguar
This just in: Farmers upset that sun is rising in the west.
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:50:12 PM PDT
by
Bushbacker1
( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
To: SlowBoat407
The mods didn’t pull any. They shipped them off to General Chat. It was waaaayyyyyy toooooooo much fun! And, hilarious!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:52:19 PM PDT
by
Bushbacker1
( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
To: CatDancer
To: Bushbacker1
Then they’ll just have to get used to it. Michelle will nourish the whole nation from her ample White House garden. Barack will multiply her loaves and fishes until they feed the world.
Courage!
To: Jet Jaguar
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:58:36 PM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: Houghton M.
I heard Obama (Michelle) got Best of Show at Westminster.
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:59:13 PM PDT
by
IM2MAD
To: Jet Jaguar; Slings and Arrows; Lucky9teen; Revolting cat!
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posted on
10/12/2009 1:59:55 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
To: Jet Jaguar
The new BARRY for 2010:
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:00:36 PM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: Bushbacker1
It was fun....I don’t remember when I had laughed so hard. I especially liked “Obama first living person canonized” and the “American Journal of Proctology naming him man of the year”....and the pics to go along...priceless.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:01:52 PM PDT
by
Fu-fu2
To: IM2MAD
OBAMA WINS MISS AMERICA CONTEST IN DRAG!
To: Jet Jaguar
Sometime White House resident (B.?) Hussein (Obama?
Soetoro? Dunham?) has stopped global warming and
huricanes by spouting so much hot air that it was
pulled out of most areas causing this winter to be
much colder.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:03:00 PM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
((B.?) Hussein (Obama?Soetoro?Dunham?) Change America Will Die From.)
To: Jet Jaguar
This just in from Scotland - Obama shoots perfect round at St. Andrews! 18 holes-in-one!
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:06:14 PM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Member of AARP - Armed And Really Pi$$ED!)
To: growingpains
OBAMA WINS MISS AMERICA CONTEST IN DRAG!
—————————————————————————>
Tina Brown vows reprisals, claims vote bogus. Rush Limbaugh would never have voted for a black Miss America!
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:10:21 PM PDT
by
not2worry
(WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND)
To: Jet Jaguar
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:10:46 PM PDT
by
Iron Munro
(When seconds count, the police are only minutes away)
To: CholeraJoe
This just in from Scotland - Obama shoots perfect round at St. Andrews! 18 holes-in-one!And Obama didn't even have to swing, the balls went into the hole on their own.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:12:52 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Jet Jaguar
Barack Obama Named Miss America, 2010!
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:13:33 PM PDT
by
TChris
(There is no freedom without the possibility of failure.)
To: Jet Jaguar
BREAKING NEWS-OBAMA ADMITS TO BEING HALF WHITE, BUT ONLY ON LEAP YEARS OR ON FEBRUARY 29TH, WHICH EVER COMES FIRST.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:13:57 PM PDT
by
not2worry
(WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND)
To: Jet Jaguar
Okay, I missed the Motor Trend COTY one. Nice.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:14:21 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Jet Jaguar
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:16:14 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
To: not2worry
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:17:15 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
("The President has borrowed more money to spend to less effect than anybody on the planet. " Steyn)
To: Jet Jaguar
Is there a Junk in the Trunk joke here?
Got a Diamond in the Back and a Sun Roof Top?
To: Houghton M.
I think her loaves have been multiplied enough already.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:19:42 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
To: geo40xyz
He must be an “EDSEL”No, he's an exploding Pinto or perhaps an "Unsafe at Any Speed" Corvair.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:23:44 PM PDT
by
reg45
(Be calm everyone. The idiot children are in charge!)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
They are not counting all the votes for him:
http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/theheismanvote/2009/thanksVote
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:23:52 PM PDT
by
La Lydia
To: SlowBoat407
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:24:28 PM PDT
by
deport
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Gangsta White walls, TV Antenna in the back?
Freddie’s Dead.
(Just another doughy white guy rememberin his funked-up high school days!)
I actually have this on my IPod.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:25:16 PM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
To: Jet Jaguar
The Big Wee Wee wins Cleo Award
Some of the Great One's other accomplishments depicted HERE.
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:30:28 PM PDT
by
Zakeet
(Central Park Zoo vs. White House -- one has an African Lion -- other has a lyin' African)
To: the_devils_advocate_666
Thank you. We’ve been working on that one. lol
To: Jet Jaguar
Barak Obama Finds the Arc of the Covenant. Indiana Jones Inconsolable. Love it!
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posted on
10/12/2009 2:42:51 PM PDT
by
Recovering Hermit
(I shot the rooster, the one that used'er, wake me up at four A.M....)
To: Fu-fu2
I got to the office and fired up the laptop just to get more laughs. Folks were coming into my office wondering why I was laughing non-stop and out loud. True belly laughs at that!
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posted on
10/12/2009 4:18:05 PM PDT
by
Bushbacker1
( I'll miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! The "other" Jim Thompson)
To: Jet Jaguar
BREAKING NEWS..
In a shocking development, it was revealed that Barack Obama was at the controls of the airliner which landed safely in the Hudson in January 2009.
Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger, was thought to be piloting the flight. But it turns out that Obama was actually at the controls.
This is just another remarkable chapter in Barack Obama’s life; now back to you in the studio Jim.
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posted on
10/12/2009 4:25:42 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Just say no to Soylent Green health care)
To: mountn man
You noticed. I wondered if anyone would.
To: Houghton M.
You noticed. I wondered if anyone would.How could anybody NOT notice???
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posted on
10/13/2009 4:20:27 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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