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  • White House spokesman jokes about Islamic attacks on Christian churches in Egypt

    08/21/2013 3:27:43 PM PDT · by Nachum · 40 replies
    Daily Caller ^ | 8/21/13
    The White House’s deputy press secretary today downplayed Muslim attacks on Christians in Egypt, joking about the savagery that has left at least six Christians dead. Press secretary Josh Earnest was asked by Fox News’ correspondent, Ed Henry, if President Barack Obama has a “red line” beyond which he would act against Muslim attacks on Egyptian Christians. “Well, I didn’t bring my red pen out with me today,” Earnest joked. After making his joke, Earnest said the administration is “outraged… and concerned” about the Muslim attacks on almost 100 churches, monasteries, orphanages and other marked Christian sites. Many Christians’ shops...
  • Late-night comics use Jason Collins to make Wizards jokes

    04/30/2013 5:53:14 AM PDT · by SoFloFreeper · 39 replies
    Washington Post ^ | 4/30/13 | Dan Steinberg
    The news about Jason Collins brought the Wizards their largest burst of positive national publicity in years. When was the last time SI put a Wizard on its cover? When was the last time hundreds if not thousands of people across the country wrote of their intentions to buy a Wizards jersey? When was the last time CNN and “Good Morning America” wanted to talk to a Wizards player? ... Today Jason Collins of the Washington Wizards announced he is gay,” Conan O’Brien began. “That's a big story. Big story. He said ‘I don't know what's been tougher on my...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    03/30/2013 10:08:21 PM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 31 March 2013 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Leno Taking Shots At NBC And Obama

    03/20/2013 5:00:13 PM PDT · by ConservativeMan55 · 43 replies
    Looks like Leno knows he's out so he's going scorched earth here. LOL "You know the whole legend of St. Patrick, right? St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, and then they came into the United States and became NBC executives," Leno joked, as some in his studio audience gasped. "It's a fascinating story, a fascinating story. On Tuesday, Leno joked: "Did you hear about this? A 28-year-old woman from Serbia has a rare brain condition where she sees everything upside down. The good news? She's now been given a job at the White House as President Obama's...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    02/24/2013 2:38:58 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 24 January 2013 | Reaganite Republican
    Best of political & other humor from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican...
  • Disney world prank angers parents (Teachers' elaborate joke "really stupid judgment")

    02/21/2013 8:10:45 PM PST · by Dallas59 · 32 replies
    The Windsor Star ^ | 2/21/2013 | The Windsor Star
    Parents at a South Windsor school are expressing outrage after teachers led graduating students to believe they were heading to Disney World for a year-end trip - only to reveal the next day that the kids were the butt of an elaborate joke. One of the teachers recorded the scene on an iPad and it was later shown to another class so they too could join in the teachers' merriment. "I have a lot of respect for teachers and what they do, but this was really stupid judgment," said parent Peter To-polovec.
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    02/10/2013 3:56:00 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 10 February 2013 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Hump-Day Humor for P.O.'d Clingers

    01/30/2013 9:36:44 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 3 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 30 January 2013 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    12/16/2012 4:24:29 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 16 December 2012 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Old Soviet jokes become the new American reality

    12/01/2012 10:13:25 PM PST · by Mount Athos · 52 replies
    The People's Cube ^ | 11/11/2012
    <p>At first the move to America from the former USSR made me feel as though I had made a jump in time, from the stagnant depraved past into a distant dynamic future.</p> <p>There was an abundance of commonly available futuristic contraptions, machines, and appliances that made everyday existence easier and more enjoyable. Less obvious but just as exciting was the media's openness: I no longer needed to read between the lines to know what was happening.</p>
  • (Take My Wives, Please) 1,000-Year-Old Muslim Joke Book Found

    12/01/2012 2:17:28 PM PST · by DogByte6RER · 30 replies
    Discovery News ^ | November 27, 2012 | Jennifer Viegas
    1,000-Year-Old Muslim Joke Book Found An 11th-century book by a revered Baghdad Muslim scholar turns out to be a tongue-in-cheek guide for party crashers, according to the researcher who translated the book into English. The tome was originally authored by al-Khatib al-Baghdadi, a well known scholar of the Prophet Mohammed's teachings. According to Emily Selove of the University of Manchester, who did the translation, he wrote the book to remind readers "that every serious minded person needs to take a break." She continued, "This book, which contains flirtation, profanity, and even a little drunkenness, is a lot of fun and...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    11/18/2012 2:26:17 AM PST · by Reaganite Republican · 4 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | 18 November 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Best political humor/graphics from around the USA this week... More at Reaganite Republican _______________________________________________________________   Looking Spoon 
  • Joe Biden Jokes During Women's Breast Cancer Story (video)

    10/19/2012 1:07:39 PM PDT · by Nachum · 20 replies
    readability.com ^ | 10/19/12 | zip
    There is something seriously wrong with this guy.
  • NO FAT CHICKS! (Hump-Day Humor, etc)

    10/03/2012 5:00:29 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 5 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | October 3, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    More (politically incorrect/NSFW/salty language) at Reaganite Republican... _____________________________________________________________________ h/t IAoH
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    09/30/2012 2:05:02 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | September 30, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    09/23/2012 4:44:09 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 1 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | September 23, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Lobbyist close to White House behind effort of golfers to quell jokes about Obama

    09/21/2012 6:02:06 AM PDT · by TurboZamboni · 26 replies
    daily caller ^ | 9-21-12 | Alex Pappas
    A coalition of golf lovers are asking Republicans to stop making so many jokes about President Barack Obama’s love for the golf course, saying such comments are bad for the golf industry. But could politics be at play too? The Daily Caller has learned that Tony Podesta, a well-known Democratic lobbyist with strong ties to the Obama White House, is behind the We Are Golf coalition of golfing organizations that has sent letters to Republicans such as Florida Sen. Marco Rubio asking them to cut out the criticism of Obama’s golfing habits. Melissa Low, a spokeswoman for the Club Managers...
  • Reaganite's Sunday Funnies

    09/16/2012 2:16:32 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 2 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | September 16, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
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  • Obama Cracks Birther Joke With Young Hawaiian in Florida: ‘You Have a Birth Certificate?’

    09/09/2012 10:09:16 AM PDT · by Mozilla · 33 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 9/9/12 | Erica Ritz
    It’s that birther thing again. President Barack Obama was at an Orlando sports bar, snapping a University of Florida Gators’ sign, sipping a pint and working a crowd when he walked up to a table with five children. According to the Associated Press, one of the adults pointed to one of the boys– 7-year-old Andre Wupperman of Orlando– and informed the president that he was born in the president’s native state of Hawaii. The president, seemingly delighted, greeted the boy with a Shaka sign, the pinky and thumb gesture typical of Hawaiian culture. The boy gestured back. “You were born...
  • Obama Jokes About Birth Certificate Controversy (flashback video)

    08/24/2012 3:45:25 PM PDT · by Nachum · 6 replies
    Youtube ^ | 4/30/2011 | AP
    President Obama showed his skills as a comedian at the White House Correspondents' Association annual dinner, focusing mainly on Donald Trump. He made fun of the birth certificate controversy, and ribbed Trump about his presidential ambitions. (April 30)