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  • DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-14 (DUmmies Avoid the ISLAMIC Obvious In Nigerian Kidnapping)

    05/06/2014 6:30:35 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Boko Haram! The DUmmies are discussing the kidnapping of over 200 Nigerian schoolgirls as you can see in this THREAD, "Nigerian abducted girls' families fast losing hope of rescue." However the DUmmies laughably avoid the very obvious. And the very obvious is the fact that Boko Haram ("Western Education is a Sin") is an ISLAMIC militant group. Oh, and you also won't see "Muslim" or "Allah" mentioned in the DUmmie discussion. Bottom line is that a militant ISLAMIC group kidnapped over 200 Christian girls to sell them into slavery and/or forced marriages. The DUmmies continue to act as if...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 04-02-14 (Pitt Delivers April Fools Day Apology)

    04/02/2014 7:54:27 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 2, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    How sincere is an apology when it is delivered on April Fools Day? That is what WILLIAM RIVERS PITT did yesterday. I knew he would come crawling back and beg forgiveness for daring to slam Obamacare in this THREAD. And now we have his April Fools "apology in which he portrays himself as the poor widdle victim as you can see in An Apology to DU. My big question for Wee Willie is, have you CANCELLED your ObamaCare insurance which still claim to hate? Actually I am wondering how many people who got sucked into buying into ObamaCare have...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-14 (Pitt: "The used car salesman strikes again")

    03/28/2014 3:06:04 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 22 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is baaaack and he is doubling down on his Obama slamming as you can see in the title of his THREAD, "The used car salesman strikes again." Of course, he is getting quite a bit less than the red carpet treatment in DUmmieland. Even Skinner now has disdain for the Pittster. So let us now watch Pitt continuing digging himself into a DUmmie hole in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching as Pitt edges ever closer to a permanent tombstoning, is in the [brackets]: "Moreover, Russia has pointed to America’s decision to...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-26-14 ("What Is Posted on DU Doesn't Stay on DU")

    03/26/2014 9:24:08 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 34 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 26, 2014 | DUmmie MineralMan, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    WILLIAM RIVERS PITT learned it the hard way. When you post in DUmmieland it lasts forever unto the end of time. And Pitt's profane post about how much he hates both ObamaCare and Obama will is permanently set in internet stone. Even worse, his post was repeated far and wide throughout the Web. It is going to be interesting to see if Pitt ever crawls back into DUmmieland begging forgiveness for his heresy. In fact, I wonder if he ever comes back to DUmmieland again. For that matter Pitt hasn't even posted at TruthOut so maybe he will get...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-22-14 (DUmmies Call Drudge LIAR On ObamaCare Tax Claim)

    03/22/2014 8:09:01 AM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 22, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix
    Be prepared to experience a wonderful OOOPS moment. After the members of the DUmmieland Animal Farm fall over each other in calling Matt Drudge a LIAR, Liar, Liar: TPM Catches Drudge With His Pants Down, over his claim about paying the ObamaCare tax, a Kewpie Doll Award Winner corrects them and then the thread pretty much goes silent. However, the DUmmies shouldn't feel alone in their idiocy. Much of the left and the Obama Regime has made the same mistake and ended up with egg on their collective faces as you can see HERE. So let us now watch...
  • ObamaCare Defender Forced to Try ObamaCare says, “I Feel Like a Dupe”.

    03/21/2014 5:22:08 AM PDT · by SJackson · 39 replies
    FrontPage Magazine ^ | March 20, 2014 | Daniel Greenfield
    <p>ObamaCare Defender Forced to Try ObamaCare says, “I Feel Like a Dupe”.</p> <p>William Rivers Pitt was Dennis Kucinich’s press secretary. He co-wrote a book with notorious pedophile and Saddam cover-up artist Scott Ritter.</p> <p>That was last year. This year Pitt tried ObamaCare. His response was enthusiastic and unprintable.</p>
  • DUmmie FUnnies 03-20-14 (William Rivers Pitt Saved by Big Pharma)

    03/20/2014 5:27:50 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 24 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 20, 2014 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix
    When last we saw WILLIAM RIVERS PITT yesterday he was WITHOUT HOPE. Utterly betrayed by his blessed ObamaCare, he cursed both it and Dear Leader for depriving his wife of much needed meds. And yet, much less than 24 business hours ago, back in March 2010 when ObamaCare passed Congress, Pitt had such HIGH HOPES: My wife has MS. I'm celebrating the passage of this bill.All of you who are determined to shit all over the passage of this legislation...welll...try not to land on each other when you jump out the window. I'm celebrating today. Well he was celebrating...
  • This HAS to qualify for the DUmmie Funnie award

    03/18/2014 5:30:14 PM PDT · by bigdaddy45 · 66 replies
    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024685964
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-06-14 (Claimant Change: "DUmmie, It's Cold Outside")

    01/06/2014 2:09:18 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 56 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2014 | DUmmie kentuck, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Just as it's embarrassing now for the DUmmies to use the term "Obamacare," and so now they just call it the "ACA," so also has it become embarrassing to say "global warming." Since the globe isn't all that warm these days, now the preferred term is "climate change." That can cover just about anything. And that way the facts can't get in the way of their global whining. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie kentuck, "If you believe in global climate change, do you believe the earth is getting warmer or colder?" But before we get to that thread, let's...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 01-01-14 (Pie-eyed Poster Pitt raises many glasses)

    01/01/2014 6:29:35 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 57 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 1, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    New Year's Eve for William Rivers Pitt is like All You Can Eat Night at Golden Corral for Michael Moore: Just another night. Nothing special. You see, Pitt is known to bend the old elbow to all hours of the day and night in honor of, well, just about anything. The sun coming up in the morning. An overtime loss by the Boston Bruins. (Hey, it's one point.) Whatever. Any excuse will do. But on New Year's Eve, when all the amateurs get in on the act, William will use the occasion to raise many a glass, in honor...
  • "The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender

    12/31/2013 2:34:25 PM PST · by Viennacon · 36 replies
    Dummie Funnies ^ | December 30th 2013 | Charles Henrickson
    http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024245263 The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-13 ("The Decrying Game": Remember, remember, to date a transgender)

    12/30/2013 12:39:19 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 73 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    The Battle of the Sexes has been raging lately in DUmmieland. The angry DUmmie women (is there any other kind?) have been accusing the men--all men--of being sexist and misogynist and potential rapists. Some of the DUmmie men have dared to defend themselves, but in vain. Political correctness must win out, at all costs. Well, guess who feels left out? The LSMFT community, i.e., the Lezbo Sodomite Masochist Fag Transangered community. There must be Fifty Shades of Gay, and they all want to have their say. You see, in DUmmieland, to be fair, the Battle of the Sexes must...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-13 (DUmmies whine about their Christmas presents)

    12/26/2013 11:19:49 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 42 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2013 | DUmmie Locut0s, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    The DUmmies must have been naughty this year. It seems all Santa brought them was a lump of coal. Or so you would think, listening to the way they whine. Of course the DUmmies would probably want to bring Santa up on charges if he brought them a lump of coal, since coal is such an evil Republican rock. The DUmmies talk about their Christmas presents here in this THREAD by DUmmie Locut0s, "What did you get for Christmas?" DUmmie Locut0s, affectionately known to us as LocoNuts, is the chubby self-pitying loser (that's "looser," for you DUmmies) who never...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-19-13 (DUmmies #GetTalkingAboutPajamaBoy)

    12/19/2013 3:13:56 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 53 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 19, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    OFA, Organizing For Action--née Obama For America, the neverending barackobama.com campaign operation--OFA, trying to promote their Mutual of Obama health insurance disaster, recently launched a series of ads to get mind-numbed Obamabots to talk up the program over the holidays. The ad that has gained the most attention is the one pictured above. It depicts a scrawny youngish person of indeterminate gender, wearing hipster glasses, cradling a cup of cocoa in a non-masculine manner, and wearing a plaid onesie. The accompanying message reads: Wear pajamas. Drink hot chocolate. Talk about getting health insurance. _________________ #GetTalking barackobama.com/talk Well, this ad...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-13 (Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares)

    12/16/2013 11:53:23 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 59 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2013 | DUmmie Demo_Chris, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    In our last DUFU, we heard from Will the Shill Pitt how wonderful and easy signing up for ObamaCare is--even though he hadn't, uh, exactly completed the process. Well, today's DUFU will tell a different tale, i.e., "Tales from the Whipped: ObamaCare Sign-up Nightmares." We visit this THREAD by DUmmie Demo_Chris, "9 HOURS in and Healthcare.gov still wont let me look at the actual PLANS." Fortunately it won't take us 9 hours to look at the actual comments of the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering if William Rivers Pitt...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-30-13 (Thanksgiving in DUmmieland: The tradition continues)

    11/30/2013 8:29:22 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 25 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 30, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson
    It's that time of year again. Every year at DUmmie FUnnies we check in with the DUmmies to see how their Thanksgiving went. Usually it consists of a) non-traditional weirdness, b) confrontations with conservative relatives, c) conversions of conservative relatives, or d) all of the above. Let's see how it went this year. We begin with this THREAD, "How will you spend Thanksgiving?" and move on to others. So let us now go and spend Thanksgiving with the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--who did the odd thing and actually went...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-15-13 (Pitt peeved by ObamaCare fix-up!)

    11/15/2013 3:56:42 PM PST · by Charles Henrickson · 104 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 15, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson
    Will the Shill Pitt, loyal party hack, suddenly has become Will the Shrill Pitt, and boy, is he hacked off! What has got the normally mild-mannered journalist in such a state of upset? Is it a George W. Bush speaking tour? No. Is it finding out the news that Karl Rove was NOT indicted after all? No. Besides, the 24 business hours are not up yet. No, what has got Pitt's panties in a bunch is . . . how badly Team Obama has screwed up this whole health care thing. Pitt is peeved! Witness this THREAD, "God damn...
  • DUmmies Attack "Big Dog" for Backstabbing Obama on ObamaCare

    11/14/2013 7:47:32 PM PST · by Viennacon · 18 replies
    Dummie Funnies ^ | 11/14/2013
    If he thinks this rubbish is somehow going to help Hilary gain the White House, forget it. Elizabeth Warren/Bernie Sanders 2016. [The Left and Lefter ticket for 2016.] He's in full 'Go Hillary' mode. He'll throw anybody under the bus between now and election day 2016 if he thinks Hillary might have something to gain from it. All that's on his mind is, "how can I use this situation to benefit Hillary?" [At least he's being altruistic. Thinking of how it helps her, not him.] I'm pretty baffled why he'd say something as unhelpful as he had which, he should...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-14-13 (DUmmies Attack "Big Dog" for Backstabbing Obama on ObamaCare)

    11/14/2013 5:51:14 AM PST · by PJ-Comix · 30 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 14, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    The DUmmies used to affectionately call Bill Clinton "Big Dog." No longer. Now they are angrily calling him a "Blue Dog" as you can see in the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "Blue Dog Bubba should just SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!" The reason for their anger is that Clinton hilariously stated that Obama should show integrity by honoring his promise that people could keep their health insurance plans. He also suggested that ObamaCare should be "changed." Problem is that if you allow people to keep their plans, then ObamaCare collapses even faster than it already is. The only real...
  • DUmmie FUnnies 11-06-13 ("Obama Defends 'Keep Your Plan' Claim")

    11/06/2013 5:46:15 PM PST · by PJ-Comix · 21 replies
    DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 6, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix
    Even the DUmmies KNOW Obama lied to them about ObamaCare. Some DUmmies are angry about this and others think the ends justify the lying means as you can see in this THREAD, "Obama Defends 'Keep Your Plan' Claim." Sorry, DUmmies, but this scandal won't go away. This is a scandal that hits HOME for people. ObamaCare is now causing millions of people to LOSE their health insurance. So much for Obama's LIE. So let us now watch the DUmmies nervously analyze Obama's LIE in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how Obama is going to...