Today, I smell like wild rain. It’s not because of all the wet weather we’ve had lately. It’s my deodorant, Wild Rain, one of several scent options available by Gillette. I’m afraid if I start perspiring too much, wild rain could turn into acid rain. Have you looked at the antiperspirant section of your supermarket lately? Even your father’s favorite brand, Old Spice, is getting into the foofy-smell-for-men act. Back in the day, our dads smelled like their jobs: factory guy, bakery man and so on. Today’s septic worker can carry the Old Spice aroma of Glacial Falls while pumping...