I've never posted, and I can't believe that this is going to be my first post. But, I needed a laugh today and this did the trick. So, for your enjoyment: I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live foreve...r," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.