Posts by Kenny Bunk

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  • Florida city spies on churches, demands licenses

    03/05/2015 8:34:06 PM PST · 5 of 17
    Kenny Bunk to Secret Agent Man

    If homosexuality is outlawed, will outlaws be homosexuals?

  • Florida city spies on churches, demands licenses

    03/05/2015 8:32:45 PM PST · 4 of 17
    Kenny Bunk to massmike
    Amoroso = needs no translation
    Coscia = "Thigh"

    An amorous thigh is not anything you want running Lake Worth, is it?

  • Will Obama leave office in 2017?

    03/05/2015 8:22:55 PM PST · 7 of 59
    Kenny Bunk to 2ndDivisionVet

    Vet, he’s bored with the job, and with us. He’s done what he was instructed to do. It will be time for the smarter communists to take over.

  • Woman Eating Burger King Gets Beat Horrifically By Her Friends For the Absurdest of Reasons

    03/05/2015 8:19:42 PM PST · 47 of 53
    Kenny Bunk to Jane Long
    Tekia, Armonni, Chazmyn

    And your folks came up with "Jane!"

  • Woman Eating Burger King Gets Beat Horrifically By Her Friends For the Absurdest of Reasons

    03/05/2015 8:10:40 PM PST · 43 of 53
    Kenny Bunk to Southside_Chicago_Republican
    Big fast food item around here is called
    A Pressed Cuban

    What should we call this gluteally pressed Whopper Jr.? I do hope the wrapper was on the sandwich AND the compressatrix.

  • Woman Eating Burger King Gets Beat Horrifically By Her Friends For the Absurdest of Reasons

    03/05/2015 6:23:21 PM PST · 39 of 53
    Kenny Bunk to Southside_Chicago_Republican
    Looking at those three, I imagine they wouldn’t need even that much of a reason to beat someone.

    I thought the article was about the Kardashians.

  • Ben Carson’s Gay-Making Prisons, & the Insurgent/Petulant/Crusader Split...

    03/05/2015 6:19:42 PM PST · 33 of 33
    Kenny Bunk to lee martell
    ....Doctor mindset....

    No Lee, I was sympathizing with Dr. Carson! Naturally you do not understand. Let me explain. This God-imposed obligation to answer every question for the lesser beings is a burden I share with the good doctor.

    I am not an MD, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once, and am far and and away the smartest guy in this whole damn trailer park. No, really.
    Just ask me.

  • Woman Eating Burger King Gets Beat Horrifically By Her Friends For the Absurdest of Reasons

    03/05/2015 5:31:02 PM PST · 27 of 53
    Kenny Bunk to GraceG
    If it had happened to me and my friends we would have laughed about it.

    Sure, GG, easy for you to laugh it off after a life of white privilege. But that flattened Whopper Jr. was a metaphor for the way Black Women been kept down by the man.

    FYI, the correct and politically sensitive way to handle this is to throw a beating on Pointer, and then call a white cop, and attack HIM. Then, he would have had to shoot them all on the spot, enabling the families of the friends to win an immense damages civil suit. Not to mention the entire neighborhood to stock up on free sneakers, great eats, and Giant Flat Screens.

    GG, that's the way we covers each other in the 'hood! BTW, if the po-po sends out a black lady cop, you runs off and tries it at MacDonalds, then Wendy's. Do not try at Church's Fried Chicken, as they are already wise to this operation and will demand a cut.

    Let my people go. We Shall Overcome.

  • Judge Napolitano's Fascinating Hillary Analysis

    03/05/2015 3:17:06 PM PST · 26 of 38
    Kenny Bunk to struggle
    why Gowdy is biding his time

    Trey been shootin' his mouth off for so long, he simply may be reloading. BTW, doesn't seem to take down any game.

  • Ben Carson’s Gay-Making Prisons, & the Insurgent/Petulant/Crusader Split...

    03/05/2015 3:02:35 PM PST · 31 of 33
    Kenny Bunk to lee martell
    Doctors are usually considered, largely by themselves, the 'Smartest Guy in the Room."

    So, they feel they must instruct the ignorant on EVERY question. They cannot resist applying their immense brainpower to all questions, whether they are within the realm of their expertise or not. They figure, "What the Hell, I gotta be smarter than these peasants!"

    The best way to appreciate this phenomenon is to ask a flight instructor who has taught a couple of docs to fly. Not that they think they need any instruction. Then ask the insurance agent who sold the flying docs a policy. Unfortunately for him, our fair land is littered with airplanes wrecked by docs who already knew how to fly and immediately rushed out and bought "too much plane."

    Doc Carson is the kind of doc whom other docs consider "really smart!" So he feels under a tremendous obligation to opine on EVERYTHING ...poor guy!

    Correct answer to the reporter's question, "Go to prison. Talk to a queer. Leave me alone. BTW, you don't look all that well. You gay?m You had better get checked."

  • Ben Carson’s Gay-Making Prisons, & the Insurgent/Petulant/Crusader Split...

    03/05/2015 3:00:44 PM PST · 30 of 33
    Kenny Bunk to lee martell
    Doctors are usually considered, largely by themselves, the 'Smartest Guy in the Room."

    So, they feel they must instruct the ignorant on EVERY question. They cannot resist applying their immense brainpower to all questions, whether they are within the realm of their expertise or not. They figure, "What the Hell, I gotta be smarter than these peasants!"

    The best way to appreciate this phenomenon is to ask a flight instructor who has taught a couple of docs to fly. Not that they think they need any instruction. Then ask the insurance agent who sold the flying docs a policy. Unfortunately for him, our fair land is littered with airplanes wrecked by docs who already knew how to fly and immediately rushed out and bought "too much plane."

    Doc Carson is the kind of doc whom other docs consider "really smart!" So he feels under a tremendous obligation to opine on EVERYTHING ...poor guy!

    Correct answer to the reporter's question, "Go to prison. Talk to a queer. Leave me alone. BTW, you don't look all that well. You gay?m You had better get checked."

  • Michael Brown's Parents Plan Lawsuit Against Darren Wilson, Ferguson

    03/05/2015 2:43:23 PM PST · 27 of 48
    Kenny Bunk to Altura Ct.
    They are hoping for a settlement.

    Ferguson is insured. Trayvon's lawyer got them $1.5 Mill, and they never had to go to court. This sort of case with an easily played 'Race Card' is the new "Slip and Fall" legal practice.

    Wet floor at the supermarket? Automatic $25Thou. Dead black thug? Automatic $1Million+, or so they hope. Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq., my personal attorney, is available for this sort of "civil action."

    Me? My job is to sit in court sobbing, tearing tissues, and occasionally humming, "We Shall Overcome."

  • Nordyke numbers expose Obama document fraud?

    03/05/2015 12:09:14 PM PST · 252 of 266
    Kenny Bunk to bgill
    NBC is over.

    Born here to a non-citizen resident = NBC

    Born anywhere, one parent US citizen = NBC

    If a parental unit is able to confer another foreign citizenship, cool.
    You are a Dual Citizen NBC.

    The Courts agree. Silence is consent. Congress agrees. Obama, Cruz, Jindal, and Rubio agree. We don't agree? SO WHAT?

  • Designer Religion: A Critique of a Recent Description of Faith in a National Publication

    03/05/2015 8:01:08 AM PST · 16 of 22
    Kenny Bunk to Salvation; nickcarraway; NYer; ELS; Pyro7480; livius; ArrogantBustard; Catholicguy; RobbyS; ...
    Since The Reformation, a certain degree of "Designer Religion" is inevitable.

    If everyone has the God-Given Right to interpret the Bible for his or her self, everyone will either tend to have an individual idea of faith, or as is more common, search for those who agree with their individual interpretation.

    The Six Articles? The 39 Articles? Methodism, Presbyterianism, Evangelical Lutheran vs. Lutheran, etc., ad inf. American Catholics are certainly not immune to individual interpretation not only of scripture but of Catholic doctrine. Cafeteria Catholics?

    This is the relativistic 21st C. COEXIST. Buddha, Muhammed, and that Jesus fellow were really good guys and would have all been pals and would have agreed that we all have to preserve Mother Gaia and follow Manitou. Faith is an individual matter. "My business!" Religious authority is not a good thing .... or at least something to which fewer people feel obliged to obey, although they might occasionally accept it as a vague source of orientation!

    In summary, “designer religion” and a purely “personal” faith without reference to the sources of Revelation and Christian antiquity is a grave danger today. It is dangerous because it takes up the trappings of the true faith but without its saving truth. This amounts to a strong delusion, having the form of godliness but not laying hold of its power (cf 2 Tim 3:5). It lives revealed truth not on its terms, but rather insists on merely “personal” notions. It reports to a “god” of one’s own personal understanding, the “god-within,” not the God who has revealed Himself.

  • Nordyke numbers expose Obama document fraud?

    03/05/2015 6:38:06 AM PST · 246 of 266
    Kenny Bunk to sten
    Two issues here:

    (1) Constitutionality:

    Since the judicial system has failed to rule directly on Obama’s right to run for the office, we are left in dependence upon a ‘consensus.’ At this time, that seems to be that:
    “one is a ‘Natural Born Citizen,’if either one of the
    birth parents is an American citizen,” period.

    Place of birth, citizenship of the father, age of the mother, residence of the mother during her majority and its duration, etc., seem to have all become moot.

    In a corollary bit of torturous legal logic, it seems that anyone born in the United States is considered a ‘Natural Born Citizen.’ If the parents are foreigners, whether in this country legally or not, their child is also entitled to their original foreign citizenship. Thus, a ‘dual citizen’ Anchor Baby is also a “Natural Born Citizen.”

    Of course, many of us do not agree! However, Fuss, fume, and foam as we may, it appears that this is now how it is. Of course, this ‘consensus’ also explains why Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal, and Marco Rubio (et al) are apparently considered constitutionally eligible to run for the office of President of the US. It is also why Sheriff Joe wisely NEVER addresses the issue of Obama’s constitutional eligibility. That fight may, or may not, be over ... except that it IS over for all practical intents and purposes in the near future.

    (2) Forgery:

    This is the Lesson of Sheriff Joe. Forged documents may have been placed in the federal and state public record. What is on those documents may, or may not be true or false. Not the point. The point is, the crime would be forgery, not ineligibility. The crime of forgery SHOULD be actionable by civil authority because there is strong enough evidence that the documents are fraudulent. However, and is a big however:

    because 0bama has never OFFICIALLY SUBMITTED
    the birth certificate to any governmental office.
    That would be fraud. A jpeg on a website is nothing.

    This goes a long way toward giving prosecutors and the courts' an excuse for their refusal to deal with Sheriff Joe's evidence.

    Although it is easy to conflate one into the other, these two issues are NOT directly related. Of course. at the same time, they are damn well related. Hence the confusion. Hence the chaos. Hence our inability to remove the man from office. Hence our uniquely American ability to "fuggedaboutit" and get on with our lives. If this blessèd Republic were in South America instead of North America, there would have already been blood in the streets of the capital. I pray that the failure of our judiciary and our elected representatives to honestly examine these issues does not lead us to that.

  • Ted Cruz stands out at CPAC

    03/04/2015 2:07:52 PM PST · 9 of 31
    Kenny Bunk to SoConPubbie
    “We need to reassemble the Reagan Coalition. We bring together fiscal conservatives, social conservatives and national security conservatives. We stand strong for economic growth, but we also stand for life and marriage. We defend constitutional rights but we also stand and lead the fight against ISIS and a nuclear Iran.”

    For Mom, Apple Pie, and the American Way! Sign me up!
    Now, can we talk Program, Plan, and Congressional Leadership? How, exactly, is all of this wonderfulness supposed to occur when the Republican-controlled Senate and House have just colluded to slide Amnesty by us as part of the DHS Funding Scam?

    I'm Cruzin' .... but if we don't control the Obamacancer in the next two years, it doesn't matter what anyone says, it's what the Republicans DO in Congress and in the 31 statehouses the GOP controls as we speak.

    Question: Is Lynch going to be AG, or not?

  • Martin O'Malley sticks with Plan A: try to upend Hillary Clinton

    03/04/2015 1:59:00 PM PST · 12 of 34
    Kenny Bunk to McGruff
    ........this guy........

    Politically Correct beyond belief. Total Loonie Left ideologue. You white, you ain't all right with this creep. Vote fraud? You ain't seen nothin' until you see the way they do it in Baltimore, which, BTW, used to be run as the private fiefdom of Nancy Pelosi's dear olde dad!

    O'Mally? Think of him as the white Jesse Jackson.

  • I'm Back After 6 Weeks in Hospital, Thanks for Prayers (Ecumenical, No Fighting)

    03/04/2015 7:18:54 AM PST · 100 of 127
    Kenny Bunk to Mrs. Don-o
    Portal of Purgatory!!

    Nice ring to it. Of course, we won't be able to refer any Baptist patients! We'll have to indulge them some other way.

    BTW, welcome back!

  • Look out, Boeing! China’s new C919 plane which aims to take on the famous 737 [truncated]

    03/04/2015 7:13:55 AM PST · 14 of 24
    Kenny Bunk to Gay State Conservative
    The new CHICOM jet has been dubbed the FFJ.

    Future Frotsam and Jetsam

    Should speed up take-out and laundry deliveries. Volunteer test pilots are being offered commuted prison sentences. Those with flying experience are being taken off the voluntary organ donor program and reportedly receive an extra fortune cookie after their thrice-weekly supper.

    The new plane shares many hi-tech components with the Huffy Beach Cruiser, a perennial favorite at Wal-Mart.

  • Mystery $55 billion Air Force Program Sparks Debate on Cost

    03/03/2015 10:02:32 PM PST · 23 of 24
    Kenny Bunk to Mr. Blond
    We don't need a lot of F-22s.

    Each of the 6 F-22s we bought can shoot down 4,311 MiGs. Anything left alive on the planet can be wiped out by the F-35, which is capable of carrying nuclear weapons, landing on a public tennis court, or a carrier, and can easily be operated by Single Moms, members of the LGBTG Community, Minority groups including Latinos and Negroes. It's later models will come with lunch and X-box remote controls. It is so stealthy that pilots and ground crews can sometimes not find it.

    If a country has to ask how much an airplane costs, it shouldn't have one.

  • Hillary Private Email: “A Stunning Breach Of Security” “No Conceivable Rational Explanation” (Video)

    03/03/2015 8:27:36 PM PST · 47 of 54
    Kenny Bunk to IncPen
    Faux-cahontas.

    This is just the sort of patriarchal, hegemonic, eurocentric, racist remark that will cost the GOP the election of 2016.

    That is why we must, must I say, back the McAnus-Dole-Jeb-Romney ticket and do whatever Karl (The Architect) Rove says. We are nice people and can give the voters more than the Democrats, but in a much nicer family values way. Karl and I (Boehner and McConnell, too) will win, WIN I tell you,without frightening Soccer Moms, the LGBTG Community, Negroes, Hispanics, Single women, Other Minorities,and the Young. Plus, by going for Amnesty, we will win the undying gratitude and perpetual vote of the Latino population. Trust me on this.

  • Hillary Private Email: “A Stunning Breach Of Security” “No Conceivable Rational Explanation” (Video)

    03/03/2015 8:11:42 PM PST · 44 of 54
    Kenny Bunk to Travis McGee

    This would not be John Kerry’s first ‘Bimbo Eruption.’

  • I'm Back After 6 Weeks in Hospital, Thanks for Prayers (Ecumenical, No Fighting)

    03/03/2015 6:28:11 PM PST · 68 of 127
    Kenny Bunk to Mrs. Don-o
    Well Mrs. Don-o,
    I won't be leading the campaign to have you beatified. However, after 6 weeks in that marvelous hospital, the least they can do is name it after you! Another week, and by state law, your room would have been your condo.

    I'll work on it. Then 40 years from now, you can show The Mrs. Don-o Hospital to the great-great grandchildren.

  • Obama to Netanyahu: 'OK, What’s your plan for Iran, then?'

    03/03/2015 6:20:15 PM PST · 60 of 60
    Kenny Bunk to familyop
    Although bombing today is some thousands of times more accurate and thus effective than it was in WWII, Korea, or Vietnam, it is a good thing to remember how little those air campaigns actually affected the enemies' war efforts on the front lines.

    E.G., NAZI war production reached a peak in late 1944! "Surgical strikes" etc. are PR terms, not military words. Today's smart bombs are truly amazing, but we (and others) have been bombing ISIS for over 6 months and they are still fighting, hopefully just not as efficiently.

    Iran is nowhere as well developed or organized as NAZI Germany was, but it has a similar population, well developed armed forces, and in general is quite a few cuts above Third World status. In other words, we are not going to knock them out overnight. Think "dieing rattlesnake."

    As far as "underground facilities" go, I would not assume we know where ALL of them are. The Iranians were masters of dirty tricks and nasty surprises in 500 BC. Also try and remember these Worthy Oriental Gentlemen were our staunch allies until Jimmy fell in love with fellow anti-semite, the Ayatollah Khomeini, whom he conflated with an O.T. prophet.

    BTW, thanks for a very informative link. I hope the superannuated dingbat millionaires who represent us in Congress and their Left Wing staffs are as well informed.

  • Smith & Wesson stock shoots up on earnings beat (up 9% in AH trade)

    03/03/2015 3:24:46 PM PST · 12 of 14
    Kenny Bunk to golux; Red in Blue PA
  • Smith & Wesson stock shoots up on earnings beat (up 9% in AH trade)

    03/03/2015 3:21:14 PM PST · 10 of 14
    Kenny Bunk to golux; Red in Blue PA
  • Obama to Netanyahu: 'OK, What’s your plan for Iran, then?'

    03/03/2015 3:15:37 PM PST · 54 of 60
    Kenny Bunk to txhurl
    Iran is in a historic drought.

    Whoa! That is important. Perhaps this desperate water situation they seem to be in is causing them to attempt to distract THEIR people.

  • Obama to Netanyahu: 'OK, What’s your plan for Iran, then?'

    03/03/2015 3:12:06 PM PST · 53 of 60
    Kenny Bunk to familyop
    Yes, the bunker busters are indeed super!

    However, finding a target for them is important. We cannot immediately know where everything is in a country the size of Iran.

    In regard to the IAF, they don't fly anything that can carry a bunker buster. That's our gig.

  • Witnesses detail boy’s fall in alleged Wal-Mart getaway

    03/03/2015 1:48:44 PM PST · 14 of 27
    Kenny Bunk to bgill
    ......wasn’t a clear case of child endangerment.

    According to the laws of the Commonwealth of Massholia, no foul. If the flat screen had been over the 52" threshold, then the perps would have a problem.

    My attorney, Algonquin J. Calhoun, Esq. is representing the parents in their suit against Wal-Mart, the owners of the shopping center, and the manufacturer of the car seat. They will be good to go and about $1.5 Million ahead in time for the election.

    Rumour hath it that Mom has an amazing tattoo on the small of her back.

  • Obama to Netanyahu: 'OK, What’s your plan for Iran, then?'

    03/03/2015 1:33:25 PM PST · 41 of 60
    Kenny Bunk to dan on the right
    Iran is the same size as Europe... a huge country. Their nuclear industry is dug in all over the country. It is a country that in a lot of places looks like endless desert salt flats, bordered by Alp-sized mountains around some of the edges. You could hide Pittsburgh. Nobody is going to take out everything exclusively by air in one raid. Besides, the Iranians have a fairly sophisticated air defense system, and aerial refueling inside their airspace is out.

    Anyone who thinks their efforts to enrich weapons grade materials slowed during these talks is nuts. Nukes? Sure about 10 would be required. Maybe two or three times. Nobody wants that. Targets? We cannot possibly hit them all. Remember the SCUD hunts in Iraq? In the meantime, they can hit at Israel.

    Perhaps it would be safer to tak'em out of the oil business. The Russkis would LOVE that. That is something we can do in a day. Put a 10-ton JDAM down the Holy Well of Qum, that we can do in a day. Take out their refineries. That we can do in a day because they have very few! But Israel cannot accomplish any of these missions alone.

    That is what all of this is about.

  • Obama to Netanyahu: 'OK, What’s your plan for Iran, then?'

    03/03/2015 12:57:36 PM PST · 22 of 60
    Kenny Bunk to SeekAndFind
    NPR revealed Obama's Bibi Spin yesterday.

    In a nutshell:

    Of course, no one questions Obama's commitment to Israel!
    Obama does not disagree with Bibi about the danger Iran Poses
    However, Bibi's visit was "inappropriate."
    Partisan
    `Bad for Obama's Iran Strategy
    Don't worry, Kerry will make a good deal
    We feel Bibi's pain, but we sure hope
    he doesn't foul up our successful negotiations
    Bibi is too militaristic.
    War is not the answer.
    Bibi should have met privately with Obama and top bi-partisan committee.
    Just what is wrong with Iran having a peaceful nuclear program, anyway?

    The commentators were all hardened liberal ani who performed marvelous rhetorical backflips while attacking Israel and Bibi in the nicest liberal code words possible.

    They also delivered not-so-veiled threats from Team Obama:
    "...we maintain Israel's Iron Dome and that has nothing to do with Congress
    We are Israel's Major Weapons Supplier and that has nothing to do with Congress.

    In other word's, Bibi Bubelah, you really ought not to foxtrot uniform The Mombasa Mike Foxtrot, or you Bubelah, will be the one getting Foxtrotted.

  • Elie Wiesel, Ted Cruz Urge U.S. to Take Iran Seriously, Listen to Netanyahu

    03/03/2015 12:24:52 PM PST · 25 of 26
    Kenny Bunk to left that other site
    My dear ol’ Irish Mother had this to say about the speech.

    You want praise? Die.

    You want blame? Marry.

  • Sen. Cruz Compares Nuke Deal to Munich, Netanyahu to Churchill

    03/03/2015 12:11:36 PM PST · 26 of 28
    Kenny Bunk to SoConPubbie; Kale; Jarhead9297; COUNTrecount; notaliberal; DoughtyOne; RitaOK; MountainDad
    Compares Nuke Deal to Munich, Netanyahu to Churchill

    Easy Ted. We might do with a little less hyperbole and a little more action out of you and the colleagues.

  • 'Millionaire' Blockbuster Author dies in Crash

    03/03/2015 12:08:21 PM PST · 41 of 41
    Kenny Bunk to Harmless Teddy Bear

    Best to keep one’s sense of humor when discussing fatal accidents. Been told they can happen to anyone at any time.
    My sympathies to the relatives. And a pox on both the houses of that stupid MDX SOB.

  • Elie Wiesel, Ted Cruz Urge U.S. to Take Iran Seriously, Listen to Netanyahu

    03/03/2015 7:46:18 AM PST · 20 of 26
    Kenny Bunk to SoConPubbie; Nachum; Kale; Jarhead9297; COUNTrecount; notaliberal; DoughtyOne; RitaOK; ...
    I was, that's WAS, having a problem with this foreigner coming here to address our Congress to urge our cooperation in HIS plan to handle Iran.

    Never going to really like the idea of Foreigners influencing our people. But, turnabout is fair play. The Mombasa MF has been up to his eyeballs in "régime change" in Tunisia, Morocco, Egypt, Syria et al, always favoring the "rebels," who we are told are fighting for "democracy." So far, all these rebels have done is massacre those who are not buying their brand of Islam. That includes decapitating,torturing, raping, and yes CRUCIFYING my Christian brothers and sisters and their children, enslaving the female survivors. Not a word from the Mombasa MF or his SoS.

    I refuse to forget The Kenyan Queer's involvement in the 2007 elections in Kenya, where he, the Junior Senator of Illinois, stumped in country to put jihadist and Communist Raila Odinga into office. After Odinga lost the election and began a civil war in which thousands of my Christian brothers and sisters were massacred, often burned alive in their churches, our future POTUS campaigned to have him share power as PM and invited the murdering SOB as a guest to his inauguration.

    Not a word from the inept superannuated jet jockey, McAnus ... before, during, or since! So come on Bibi, The only American POTUS to be raised by a muslim transvestite nanny in our history, has been actively campaigning against you and your party in Israel and raising millions to do it. You are now welcome here. Might as well try and wake up Mr. and Mrs. Dumbjohn here in America in the sincere hope that they will get their fat, ignorant rear ends off the couch and go vote for our own régime change, just as if they were going to Wal-Mart, for which the fat, dumb, and happy always seem to have enough energy.

  • Susan Rice: A Bad Deal is Worse Than No Deal (with Iran)

    03/02/2015 9:45:21 PM PST · 15 of 18
    Kenny Bunk to doug from upland
    How can one decide if The Mombasa MF wants to be a wartime leader ... or if he wants to shuck, dither, and jive until this is the next guy's problem? Does he know?

    I believe that in his little gay marxist heart of chicken hearts, he longs to to channel FDR .... but maybe it's too scary for him? In the meantime, every worthy Oriental Gentleman East of Suez has seen how pathetically easy it is to have their way with him.... and unfortunately Us.

  • Report: China Believes Space War Is Inevitable, Sets Goal Of Space Supremacy

    03/02/2015 9:06:20 PM PST · 19 of 21
    Kenny Bunk to Intolerant in NJ
    CHICOM in Space?

    What a relief. I am bad at laundry and some of these space jaunts can last for months!

  • Sanity: California lawmaker submits a plan to put high-speed rail back on the ballot

    03/02/2015 9:00:14 PM PST · 15 of 16
    Kenny Bunk to SierraWasp
    Wull, persunaly, I be hooked on Ebonics! Expecially dees days!!!

    Mazeltov!

  • Breaking…WH Plans to Develop a “Country Within a Country” of 15 Million “New Americans”

    03/02/2015 6:11:08 PM PST · 45 of 114
    Kenny Bunk to Red Badger
    I notice our author is speaking of 15 million" new Americans."

    These are actually the "New" New Americans.
    They join the many more millions of "Old" New Americans we have picked up since Teddy K's Immigration Reform Act of 1965, who originally numbered MOL some 35 million legal immigrants, but who have had ample time over the past half century to increase and multiply.

    Nor have we addressed the government's fabled "11 million illegal aliens" who are perennially alive and well and cranking out anchor babies. (That "11 million" figure coming solely from the Southern California Counties Census of 1985.)

    So Badger, how many millions of new Democrats is that in toto? Talk to me after the elections of 2016 and we'll all have a more accurate (sobering?) answer. In the meantime, let's all welcome all these quaint and colorful New Democrats, whom the more senior among us had glimpsed only in lush Kodachrome in the feature stories of our childhood "National Geographics." In those old National Geographic stories we were invariably told how much these smiling folks "liked Americans."

    In real life they somehow tend to seem rather less amusing, expensive, and once on our turf, not all that fond of us and our ways.

  • 'Millionaire' Blockbuster Author dies in Crash

    03/02/2015 3:35:08 PM PST · 39 of 41
    Kenny Bunk to Harmless Teddy Bear
    Not much a chauffeur can do about someone hitting you from behind.

    (1) Chauffeured cars are generally big. The Chauffeur sits behind the wheel. The Chaufferee rides in the back, securely belted and surrounded by the roll cage.

    IIRC, This book guy was making a left, when the Acura MDX (ostentatious yuppie-mobile) tried to go around him in the incoming traffic lane. T-boned the driver's side of the Corvette (ostentatious wannabe-player-mobile). Obviously, your point that wealth does not make one anus-proof is a valid one..

    However, I maintain a quiet man of true wealth would have survived this, and then had his gamekeeper and gardener track the Acura MDX yuppie down and eviscerate him in a tasteful and quiet manner.

  • Sanity: California lawmaker submits a plan to put high-speed rail back on the ballot

    03/02/2015 10:02:15 AM PST · 13 of 16
    Kenny Bunk to Carry_Okie; SierraWasp; Pelham
    Tribe of Yenta Squaws Discovered!

    Language of Lost Tribes

    It appears, at least according to the Mormons, that the Yenta Squaws and their avaricious families have a much more legitimate claim to California lands than do those to whom we naïvely refer as, "Native Americans."

  • 'Millionaire' Blockbuster Author dies in Crash

    03/01/2015 5:19:54 PM PST · 4 of 41
    Kenny Bunk to Cecily

    Maybe he should NOT have spurned “spending for show,” and gotten himself a chauffeur?

  • Sanity: California lawmaker submits a plan to put high-speed rail back on the ballot

    03/01/2015 5:18:02 PM PST · 9 of 16
    Kenny Bunk to Carry_Okie
    Needum heap big map

    White eyes make do with little map

    Squaw Man Blum own many many thousand acres Yellow Lands/Purple Lands

    Squaw Man Boxer Papoose Boxer own hunting lands Purple Zone and land around town of Gay Men

    Yenta Squaws no belong White Eye Senate. Speak Green Nonsense ... take Injun Land,White Eye Land, everybody Land. No Pay wampum. Steal. Frighten away buffalo

  • Obama was as clueless about 9/11 as he is about ISIS

    03/01/2015 1:04:59 PM PST · 16 of 40
    Kenny Bunk to LucyT; Diogenesis; smoothsailing; Old Sarge; EnigmaticAnomaly; Califreak; kalee; TWhiteBear; ...
    Team Obama is doing exactly what they promised to do.

    The people to be angry with are the Republicans, who control 31 statehouses, and both Houses of Congress.

    Anger is not a Program and not a Plan. It is also no substitute for inspiring Leadership. What kind of elected representatives would squander the victory of the 2014 elections? What kind of voters would let them renege on the campaign promises that brought the victory?

  • Sanity: California lawmaker submits a plan to put high-speed rail back on the ballot

    03/01/2015 12:55:30 PM PST · 6 of 16
    Kenny Bunk to Carry_Okie; SeekAndFind; calcowgirl; SierraWasp; NormsRevenge
    Feinstein Hubbie Blum Scam:

    (1) Sheriff receives anonymous tip: "Marijuana being grown... or somesuch equally creative report."
    (2) Sheriff arrests .... or in some cases, shoots ... Owner.
    (3) Property forfeit under RICO Statutes
    (4) Blum buys at auction
    (5)State +Environmental Authorities decide land sole habitat of
    The Chequer Belly Sap Sucker and the Variegated Newt.
    (6) State (or Fed) buys land from Blum @ 25-100 times purchase price to add to ecological reserve lands.
    (7) Blum parcels off any land that may lie along right of way for Hi-Speed Rail or other commercially useful potential, to hold for future development or resale to Rail Authority.
    (8) System so fool-proof, copied by Boxer family. Barbara Boxer, whose sole use on the planet used to be to make Feinstein look intelligent, hasn't done too badly at keeping up with the scam ... even bringing Sonny in with Hubby!

    In the meantime. California voters never seem to ask what the HUSBANDS of their Senators and Representatives might be up to. No one in Ca-Ca ever asks the question: "How did these people become BILLIONAIRES on government service?" Well, mis estúpidos de California, see 1-8 above for just one of the simpler ways.

  • Nine-banded armadillos believed to have caused LEPROSY in Florida patients

    03/01/2015 9:56:56 AM PST · 56 of 74
    Kenny Bunk to LucyT
    I am shocked, Lucy. Shocked, I tell you about your defection, albeit it temporary, from the ranks of my faithful readers.

    Of course, you are forgiven.

  • Who the hell is Chelsea Manning?

    03/01/2015 9:54:33 AM PST · 3 of 7
    Kenny Bunk to 2ndDivisionVet
    Now , Now Vet. I heartily recommend you read a great travel book Manning has written:

    "Guess Who's Abroad Now!"
    by
    Chelsea Manning

    My money-saving suggestion to use an M-4 carbine to remove the now offending organs from Bradley Manning has been rejected by the Pentagon. At 25 yards, it would be a piece of cake.

  • In Edinburg, Carville, Rove say Obama squabble with Israel will dominate foreign policy talk

    03/01/2015 9:44:02 AM PST · 8 of 10
    Kenny Bunk to SoConPubbie; 2ndDivisionVet; Kale; Jarhead9297; COUNTrecount; notaliberal; DoughtyOne; RitaOK; ...
    Obama squabble with Israel will dominate foreign policy talk

    O great, now we have to listen to endless pious platitudinous namby-panby holier-than-thou declarations about who will offer the strongest "support for Israel," which is not, IMNVHO the major foreign policy issue at all.

    You want to talk about Israel talk about the illegality of Obama financially supporting opposition to Netanyahu. Talk about getting tough on Mexico, talk about NATO, Putin, Afghanistan, queers running the DOS, BENGHAZI, IRAN NUKES.

  • Nine-banded armadillos believed to have caused LEPROSY in Florida patients

    03/01/2015 1:50:19 AM PST · 53 of 74
    Kenny Bunk to LucyT
    Back in Depression I, people were forced to live in "Hoovervilles," and armadillos, then called "Hoover Hogs" were a menu staple.

    It is only fair that in the midst of Depression II, that armadillos (the other red meat) now be called "Obama Hogs." They can be found in foreclosed subdivisions called "Obamavilles."

  • Ted Cruz says motivating conservatives is key to winning White House

    02/28/2015 8:34:49 AM PST · 12 of 12
    Kenny Bunk to SoConPubbie; 2ndDivisionVet; Kale; Jarhead9297; COUNTrecount; notaliberal; DoughtyOne; RitaOK; ...
    If you FReepers would only elect me I will use deadly force* to prevent

    women, minorities and young people.

    ... from voting in the next 3 elections! Once in office I will repeal the 19th Amendment and re-institute property, literacy, and poll taxes as voter qualifications. I will deport all Mexicans, and replace them in the work force with snotty teenagers from the High Schools, which I will also close.

    *"Deadly" Force: i.e.,

    on Election Day I will throw massive block parties on Martin Luther King Boulevard, have a Loot-a-Thon featuring burning liquor and appliance stores, and give away free sneakers until after the polls close.
    I will have 90% off sales at Target, Sam's, Wal-Mart, and Chico's for the Ladies.
    I will sabotage all social media so that the young will not even know there is an election. I will also hide the car keys and cell phones.

    ¡Si, se puede!