Here's a setup: They campaign their asses off, at which Joey Plugs is very good. They lose. No harm done. Or ....they win when the "Republicans" come up with Jeb Dolebush and Condoleeza Rice or a utility VP yet to be named.
Joey succumbs to infected hair plugs and Michelle Robinson becomes POTUS. History making moment. First woman POTUS, First all-Black POTUS, Largest feet of any POTUS in our history! You may remember Ms. Robinson? ... Jesse Jackson's cousin? ... Formerly married to Barry Soetoro? About mid 2016, they divorced with Reggie Love named as a co-respondent. The wave of female sympathy for her plight as a betrayed woman might just bring enough votes to the ticket to sweep her and Joey Plugs in!
If that happens, post it on this site. I'll be halfway to Patagonia.
If it weren’t so possible, I’d be laughing.
If it weren’t so laughable, I’d be crying.
If it weren’t so ironically ridiculous, I say we were in another universe...
Bump c 2015!