Breeding cows that fart less could help curb global warming: new study (only 6.75 years left)
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NY Post ^
| 4/23/24 | Brooke Kato
No need to make a stink: Controlling bovine flatulence could be key to helping curb global warming. New
research suggests that breeding dairy cows to fart less — and, therefore, release less methane — could cut down on greenhouse gases. The team from Curtin University Sustainability Policy Institute in Australia combed through 27 reports, drawing conclusions about various ways to curb methane emissions in the dairy and beef sectors in the country. Food production is one of the leading causes of climate change — livestock farming accounts for about 10% of greenhouse gas emissions — with one 2020 study finding...
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More Old Fart Ruminations
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Once in awhile I get to thinking and that can be dangerous. These
are just some of my Sunday morning thoughts that probably don"t mean nothing. First of all I don"t know what TikTok is. The last Tick tock I saw was in my grandpa's house in the 50's. The only facebook I knew was the party line when you learned avout your neighbors while picking up the phone. I don"t know about electric cars. I suppose if you had a long enough extension cord they would be all right. My car was a 1967 mustang that required the points...
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YouTuber pranks San Francisco car burglars with 'fart spray cannon' and helps cops arrest one suspect released by a judge
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The Blaze ^
| January 8, 2024 | Carlos Garcia
A man arrested for car burglary in San Francisco was caught on video by a YouTuber who set up an elaborate prank, but an investigation found that he had been recently been released by a judge on previous charges related to car burglary. YouTuber
and former NASA engineer Mark Rober baited car burglars by setting up cameras on a car that had a rigged backpack inside. When burglars cracked the car window and stole the backpack, it would later emit a foul odor and announce a countdown to scare the robbers. He also installed bulletproof glass in one car just...
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Loud fart sound erupts during John Kerry’s speech at climate panel
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NYPost.com ^
| 12/5/23 | Joe Tacapino
Loud fart sound erupts during John Kerry’s speech at climate panel John Kerry might need to cut back on his own emissions. The
Biden Administration’s climate envoy was discussing US policy on coal power plants at the Climate Change Conference in Dubai on Sunday when Kerry may have unleashed a burst of wind energy. The former secretary of state was speaking next to Becky Anderson, Managing Editor of CNN Abu Dhabi, and Fatih Birol, Executive director of the International Energy Agency, when a Bronx cheer suddenly erupted midsentence. “There shouldn’t be any more coal-fired power plants permitted anywhere in the...
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AOC Unleashes Seismic Fart During Twitter Livestream (Video)
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Rare ^
| October 16, 2023 | Troy Smith
Democrat Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants the cows to stop farting, but it doesn’t appear that the Congresswoman is willing to stop farting herself. During
a recent X/Twitter livestream, while discussing the Israel-Palestine conflict, Ocasio-Cortez appeared to rip a massive and loud fart mid-sentence. --snip-- Maybe AOC should limit her own carbon emissions. The fart quickly became the center of many headlines around the world, with Twitter users comparing the blast to Democrat Representative Eric Swalwell’s fart live on CNN several years ago. See a clip of Swalwell’s infamous gas blast below… For all the talk of carbon emissions, it appears...
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Woman fights to keep ‘FART’ license plate in North Carolina
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Fox LA ^
| 03/08/2022 | Chris Williams
ASHEVILLE, N.C. - A North Carolina woman is fighting to keep her ‘FART’ vanity license plate after the DMV issued it to her but then said it might be recalled. Karly
Sindy, 37, of Asheville, North Carolina, said she requested her license plate last October and received it in November. "I was re-registering my truck online and it had the option to customize my plate so on a whim I tried FART," Sindy told FOX Television Stations. "I was excited and surprised it was available." The DMV later informed her that someone had complained about their vanity license plate and...
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Bloomberg just had a brain fart and equated the Covid vax to the evil Ring of Power from LOTR, but what an opportunity to make memes (notthebee)
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Not The Bee ^
| 1/21/2022 | Jesse James
One Covid shot to rule them all, one Covid shot to find them, one Covid shot to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
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Old Fart Rant- What I would do if I was a Dictator
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About once a year I get fed up with modern society and I wish I was a dictator for a day. This
is what I'd do: 1. Outlaw CRT or any other racist trash in our schools. 2. Require in person voting with photo id for all nonfelons voting. 3. Increase the lawsuit maximums for any MSM defamation lies. 4. Only allow persons of Judao-Christian culture to enter our country. 5. Build the biggest electrified wall from San Diego to 6.Louisiana. Term limit politicians and not allow them to abscond with campaign funds. 7.Balance the budget and use federal monies...
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VIDEO: Piers Corbyn Leads Flash Mob Fart Song on Train
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YouTube ^
| November 29, 2021 | DUmmie FUnnies
VIDEOIt wasn't exactly Singing in the Rain. More like Singing (off-key) on the Train. The consensus of the critic reviews is that despite the quality of the singing it was still a blast.
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Emissions Reported at Climate Summit: Camilla Blown Away After Hearing Joe Biden ‘Loudly’ Fart
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Breitbart News ^
| 7 Nov 2021 | SIMON KENT
The Duchess of Cornwall has reportedly been telling close associates President Joe Biden made his own contribution to global supplies of natural gas when he farted “loudly” in front of her at the Glasgow COP26 climate conference.
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Emissions Reported at Climate Summit: Camilla Blown Away After Hearing Joe Biden ‘Loudly’ Fart
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breitbart ^
| 7 Nov 2021 | SIMON KENT
The Duchess of Cornwall has reportedly been telling close associates President Joe Biden made his own contribution to global supplies of natural gas when he farted “loudly” in front of her at the Glasgow climate conference. Camilla
was apparently blown away by the smelly incident and “hasn’t stopped talking about it” since: “It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” an insider told the Mail. Ironically he has earlier pledged that one of the most important things society faces in the near term is to “reduce our methane emissions as quickly as possible.” At the diplomatic reception Biden was...
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Camilla Parker Bowles can’t stop talking about Joe Biden’s ‘long fart’
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The NY Post ^
| November 7, 2021 9:38am | Jack Morphet
President Joe Biden let out a long, loud fart while speaking with the Duchess of Cornwall at the COP26 summit. Camilla
Parker Bowles “hasn’t stopped talking about” the 78-year-old’s “long fart,” it has been reported. The pair were making small talk at the global climate change gathering in Scotland last week when the president broke wind, according to an informed source that spoke to The Mail on Sunday. “It was long and loud and impossible to ignore,” the source told the outlet. “Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.” Biden met the Duchess during a reception on Monday at the Kelvingrove...
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Blank Check for Socialism (Cow fart Tax!)
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Mullin' It Over Column ^
| September 22, 2021 | Congressman Mullins (R) OK-02
By now, you have probably heard about President Biden’s $3.5 trillion “Build Back Better” bill and all the empty promises in it. The
truth is that it will do nothing to build our country up. Instead, this is a blank check to take our country into socialism. This bill will change every American’s way of life. It’s filled with radical policy changes that will raise costs on all goods, put the federal government in charge of educating your kids, prioritize climate policy over national security, breach every American’s privacy, and saddle future generations with debt. In an attempt to eliminate...
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Tesla’s car horns can now fart, bark, or do whatever else you might want them to
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Driving ^
| Dec. 29 2020 | COLEMAN MOLNAR
Tesla is giving its owners another way to express their individuality from behind the wheel of their vehicles. As
if they needed it. The EV maker released its Holiday Update, Firmware 2020.48.25 on Christmas Day, adding a few little gifts for recently built Teslas, including the ability to make the car fart or bleat like a goat at the outside world on command. Through the new Boombox feature, users can now change their horn noise to a bunch of stock sounds including goat, applause, La Cucaracha, holiday music, coconuts and fart, each projected outward from an external speaker near the...
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Video: Joe Biden Accused Of Unleashing MASSIVE Fart During A Virtual Event With The Governor Of Pennsylvania
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Red State Nation ^
| 05.28.2020 | Sarah Hall
Back in November, a congressman from California became the butt of everyone’s joke for appearing to fart on live television Monday night. Rep.
Eric Swalwell was mid-sentence on MSNBC’s “Hardball with Chris Matthews” when it sounded like he let ‘er rip. “Chris, so far the evidence is uncontradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars to help him cheat —” Swalwell says with a pause, as the noise is clearly heard, “— an election.” “It was not me!!!!!”. “Ha. And I didn’t hear it when I was speaking. Swalwell denied the rumors. Joe Biden seems to pull off a similar stunt....
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Bernie Sanders Boards the Wrong Private Jet, Campaign Brain Fart
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TMZ ^
| 02/29/20 | ??
Bernie Sanders is on the go all the time -- which seems to have given him a momentary case of a campaign brain fart as he accidentally boarded the wrong jet. The
Democratic front-runner was spotted Saturday making his way off of a private Gulfstream between campaign stops in South Carolina and Massachusetts -- the latter being where he held a rally at Boston Common ahead of Super Tuesday. Fact is ... the S.C. primary looks like it's gonna go to Joe Biden, as he's well ahead of everyone else in the latest polls. Looks like Bernie's cutting his losses...
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Swalwell’s Live MSNBC Fart Upstages Prince Andrew’s BBC Brain Fart
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DB Daily Update ^
| David Blackmon
Tired of all this #WINNING yet? No?
What’s it gonna take? – For the second straight trading day, every major U.S. stock market set a new record high close on Monday. This Trump economy is so resilient that all the Democrats and their toadies in the corrupt news media have essentially stopped trying to talk it into a recession at this point. It’s so bad for the economic news-fakers that MarketWatch ran a story with this headline: “The record stock-market run enters a new phase when beaten-down bears turn bullish.” Cool. This really happened. I swear I do not make...
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Democrat Lawmaker Denies Ripping Fart On Live Television
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Buzzfeed ^
| November 18, 2019
"It was not me!!!!" Rep. Eric Swalwell said in a text message. In
an interview Monday night with MSNBC host Chris Matthews, California Rep. Eric Swalwell appeared to...well, rip an absolutely enormous fart. "Chris, so far the evidence is uncontradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars to help him cheat an election," he said from the Capitol. The Democrat, who sits on the House Intelligence Committee, appeared to react to the fart with a brief pause, while attempting not to smile. As the clip of Swalwell quickly circulated on the internet, some began to speculate that the California representative was...
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Eric Swalwell rips a massive fart on MSNBC
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twitter ^
| 11/18/2019 | Eric Swalwell
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Kenya's Homa Bay: Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate
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BBC News ^
A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly on Wednesday, local reports say. "Honourable
Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly. But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied: "I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."
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