Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Must Take Paternity Test, Judge Rules
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ESPN ^
| Feb 29, 2024
A judge has upheld a decision requiring Cowboys owner Jerry Jones to take a paternity test as part of a legal dispute with a 27-year-old woman who says the billionaire is her biological father. A
Texas judge on Wednesday rejected an appeal from Jones of a 2022 ruling in a paternity case brought by Alexandra Davis, who previously alleged in a separate lawsuit that she was conceived from a relationship Jones had with her mother in the mid-1990s. Attorneys for Jones are challenging the constitutionality of the Texas law that would compel genetic testing of Jones. In March 2022, Davis...
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Desperate Cowboys Re-Sign Troy Aikman
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Babylon Bee ^
| 01/15/2023 | Babylon Bee
DALLAS, TX — Following yet another disappointing showing in the NFL playoffs, the Dallas Cowboys have made one last desperate attempt to regain the franchise's former glory by re-signing Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman. The team reportedly lost confidence in quarterback Dak Prescott after he was unable to lead the team
to victory against the underdog Green Bay Packers, instead placing an urgent late-night phone call to the retired 57-year-old Aikman. "I didn't expect to get this call after being out of the game for so long, but I'm happy to help the team any way I can," Aikman...
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Increased Precipitation Across Nation Revealed To Be Cowboys Fans' Tears
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Babylon Bee ^
| 01/15/2023 | Babylon Bee
U.S. — The source of an unexpected overnight surge in precipitation across the United States has now been discovered, as a team of meteorologists revealed it to be caused by the tears of Dallas Cowboys fans. The
team, which held the No. 2 seed in the NFC playoff bracket, was soundly pummeled at home by the Green Bay Packers last night, causing millions of Cowboys fans throughout the country to weep uncontrollably, combining with the ongoing polar vortex to unleash yet another wave of heavy precipitation. "‘America's Team' is responsible for America's winter storms," said meteorologist Pete Benson. "We've noticed...
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Jordan Love and the Packers pull a wild-card stunner, beating Dak Prescott and the Cowboys 48-32
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Channel 3000 News/AP ^
| January 15, 2024 | AP Staff
Aaron Jones grew up idolizing Emmitt Smith and the Cowboys. The Green Bay running back found a new, and most painful, way to torment the all-time rushing leader's former team. Jones
ran for three touchdowns, Jordan Love threw for three more in his postseason debut, Darnell Savage returned an interception 64 yards for a score and the Packers handed the Cowboys their first home loss since the '22 opener in a 48-32 wild-card stunner Sunday. “This was my dad’s team,” Jones, who shared a moment with Smith before the game and now has 488 yards in four career games against...
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Cowboys from US arrive in Israel to help with farming
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Ynet ^
| 7/11/23
A group of cowboys and ranchers from Arkansas and Montana arrived in Israel to volunteer to help farmers and ranchers suffering a shortage of workers since October 7; They are not Jewish and all paid for their own...
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Dallas Cowboys And Los Angeles Chargers Throw Haymakers In ‘Monday Night Football’ Brawl
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Daily Caller ^
| October 16, 2023 10:57 PM ET | ANDREW POWELL SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT BLOGGER
IT’S ON! The “Monday Night Football” matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and Los Angeles Chargers was scheduled for an 8:15 p.m. ET start time. Still,
neither team had any interest in waiting, brawling in a pregame fight that saw the two sides throw haymakers at each other at SoFi Stadium. Things kicked off when Chargers defensive backs were running drills, eventually being interrupted by Cowboys players when they crossed into them. Then, Dallas defensive tackle Mazi Smith and Los Angeles safety Dean Marlowe started chirpin’ at each other, which escalated into an all-out brawl when tensions hit a boiling point....
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Walt Garrison, who played for Cowboys in college and NFL and was a real rodeo cowboy, dies at 79
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By The Associated Press ^
| Oct. 12, 2023
DALLAS (AP) — Walt Garrison, who led the Big 8 in rushing for the Oklahoma State Cowboys, won a Super Bowl as a fullback with the Dallas Cowboys and competed as a rodeo cowboy, has died. He
was 79. The NFL team said in a story posted on its website Thursday that Garrison died overnight. It did not give a cause of death.
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NBC Promotes Illegal Activity at SF Landmark During 49ers-Cowboys
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SFGATE ^
| Oct 8, 2023 | Alex Simon
NFL broadcasts have been known for having some questionable and confusing graphics packages over the years. But
during the second quarter of Sunday’s rivalry showdown between the San Francisco 49ers and the Dallas Cowboys, NBC’s Sunday Night Football telecast displayed a graphic that ended up finishing with a bonfire on San Francisco’s Baker Beach. There were several parts of the graphic to break down for their aesthetic choices around Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott. But there is one major problem with the graphic: Bonfires are prohibited from Baker Beach. Listed as the third question in the Presidio’s FAQ section is...
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Cowboys CB Trevon Diggs tears ACL in practice, likely out for season: Who could fill in (So much for Cowboy chances, wow)
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The Athletic ^
| 9/21/2023 | Dianna Russini
Dallas Cowboys cornerback Trevon Diggs tore his ACL in practice Thursday and is projected to miss the remainder of the season, the team said. Here’s
what you need to know:
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Jets, Cowboys fans fight in bloody brawl at AT&T Stadium
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NY Post ^
| 09/18/2023 | Jenna Lemoncelli
A bloody brawl between fans broke out at the Jets-Cowboys game Sunday. Tempers flared when multiple fights took place on the concourse at AT&T Stadium in Dallas, leaving some fans and the floor covered in blood, according to a video on X (formerly Twitter) posted by @Maynard29Jim. Two guys wearing “&*&* I’m
a Jet” shirts were seen teaming up another man, who was wearing a Dak Prescott jersey. The Cowboys fan appeared to be bleeding from his left eye before he and the other two Jets fans fell to the ground. The video also captured a separate fight nearby, during...
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NFL Week 1 Sunday Night Football live tracker: Cowboys roll to massive shutout win over Giants [40-0]
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Yahoooo! ^
| Sun, September 10, 2023 at 10:20 PM CDT | Yahoo Sports Staff
The Dallas Cowboys wasted no time kicking off their season on “Sunday Night Football.” The Cowboys jumped out to a huge 16-0 lead almost instantly in their NFC East matchup with the New York Giants on Sunday night, the final game on the first Sunday of the 2023 season, before cruising to
the 40-0 win. It marked the largest shutout win in team history. But it wasn’t Dak Prescott and the offense that showed out. It was Dallas’ defense and special teams. The Cowboys blocked a field goal to spoil what was otherwise a very impressive opening drive from the...
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Cowboys' Dak Prescott Disappoints Fans by Choosing 11-Hour Sedation for a Tattoo Session: "Beta Male Behavior"
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Sportskeeda ^
| Bethany Cohen Modified Sep 08, 2023 | Bethany Cohen Modified Sep 08, 2023
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott is a big fan of expressing himself through his tattoos. The
30-year-old has debuted tattoos in the past and recently decided to add to his collection. It was revealed on Friday morning that Prescott chose to be sedated for 11 hours to finish his leg tattoo. The new artwork on his leg features Daffy Duck doing the quarterback's touchdown celebration. The skyline of the city of Dallas is also included as well as tattoos honoring his role models. A "Jumpman" logo for Michel Jordan, the "Black Mamba" for Kobe Bryant and a picture of boxer...
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Gil Brandt, pioneering Cowboys exec who helped create 'America's Team', dies at 91
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Sports Yahoo ^
| 31 Aug2023 | Liz Roscher
Gil Brandt, the pioneering NFL executive who helped turn the Dallas Cowboys into "America's Team," has died at 91. ... Brandt was born in Milwaukee in 1932 to Loretta, a housewife, and Gilbert, a district manager. He
played football in high school and then went on to the University of Wisconsin, but stayed for just two years and moved back in with his parents in 1955. He began selling baby pictures, but also began working part time for the Los Angeles Rams as a scout after a family friend recommended him for the job. That family friend happened to be...
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Hall of Famer Gil Brandt, who helped build Cowboys into ‘America’s Team,’ dies at 91
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Stars And Stripes ^
| August 31, 2023 | SCHUYLER DIXON
Gil Brandt, overshadowed by coach Tom Landry and general manager Tex Schramm as part of the trio that built the Dallas Cowboys into "America's Team" in the 1970s, has died. He
was 91. The Pro Football Hall of Fame said Brandt died Thursday morning. No cause of death was given, but Brandt had been in declining health in recent years. Brandt was the player personnel director alongside the stoic, fedora-wearing Landry and media-savvy Schramm, but had to wait almost 30 years longer to get into the Hall of Fame.
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The cowboys ride away! George Strait concert goers IGNORE Bud Light tent as Dylan Mulvaney debacle rumbles on - and parent company Anheuser-Busch sees $19b wiped off its market value
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Daily Mail UK ^
| May 30, 2023 | Emma James
Bud Light has been hit with another blow after fans at a George Strait concert were caught on camera deliberately avoiding the beer – and plumping for other options. The
brand, owned by Anheuser-Busch, teamed up with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney for an advert during March Madness. But the decision backfired, causing the Belgian brewing giant to tank $19billion from its market value since the advertisement on April 1. Footage posted on Twitter showed dozens of cans of Bud Light and other Anheuser-Busch products remaining on the shelves in Columbus, Ohio, while fans of the ‘King of Country’ bought other...
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NFL legend Troy Aikman takes shot at declining Bud Light following the disastrous Dylan Mulvaney marketing campaign as the ex-Cowboys QB promotes his 'no hidden agenda' beer
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Daily Mail UK ^
| May 25, 2023 | Patrick Djordjevic
Pro Football Hall of Famer Troy Aikman has mocked Bud Light during the promotion of his own light beer product. The
Anheuser-Busch brand has suffered severe damage - both fiscally and reputationally - after using transgender woman Dylan Mulvaney in a recent marketing campaign. Aikman released a video to Twitter this week ostensibly taking aim at the descending beer brand -- so much so, it is now being given away for free. 'AUTHENTICITY MATTERS,' Aikman wrote alongside the video. 'Lately there's been a lot of talk about beer companies and not nearly enough conversation about what really matters - the...
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LA Dodgers Surpass Cowboys As Gayest Team In Sports
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The Babylon Bee ^
| May 24, 2023
LOS ANGELES, CA — After decades of total dominance, the Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of sports. "It's
a real Cinderella story," said Dodgers owner Mark Walter. "Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined us being this gay." Despite humble beginnings, the Dodgers have transformed into a gay juggernaut over the past several years. "We put in the hard, gay work," said Dodgers manager Dave Roberts. "Let me tell you--no one outside that locker room believed we could be more gay than the Cowboys. No one! But...
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The Iceberg Cowboys Who Wrangle the Purest Water on Earth
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Nautilus ^
| January 27, 2023 | Matthew Birkhold
The Iceberg Cowboys Who Wrangle the Purest Water on Earth My journey to meet the people herding frozen leviathans on the maritime frontier.For most of the year, Iceberg Alley is gray and cold. The
largest city on its shores, St. John’s, is known as “Canada’s Weather Champion.” Among major Canadian cities, the capital of Newfoundland and Labrador is the snowiest, windiest, wettest, and cloudiest, enjoying fewer than 1,500 hours of sunshine each year. Seattle, for comparison, gets 2,200 hours of sun annually. St. John’s is so overcast, the difference between it and Seattle is greater than that between Seattle and...
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Sources: Cowboys RB Tony Pollard broke leg, needs surgery
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ESPN ^
| Todd Archer
SANTA CLARA, Calif. -- Dallas Cowboys Pro Bowl running back Tony Pollard suffered a fractured left fibula Sunday that will require surgery, sources said. Pollard
suffered the injury with 1:24 left in the first half of the Cowboys' 19-12 divisional round loss to the San Francisco 49ers when he was rolled up after an 8-yard catch. Pollard needed help to the sideline and was wearing an Aircast on his left leg as he was carted to the X-ray room inside Levi's Stadium. He was subsequently ruled out for the game. "That hurt," Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott said. "Just a guy...
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Cowboys Sign Tristan Vizcaino After Brett Maher Blows Four Straight PATs During Playoff Game
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Daily Caller ^
| January 18, 2023 10:11 PM ET | SETH ROY
The Dallas Cowboys added kicker Tristan Vizcaino to their practice squad Wednesday following Brett Maher’s horrible kicking performance Monday night against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Tristan Vizcaino Maher shockingly missed four straight extra point attempts during the Cowboys’ playoff win against Tampa Bay before connecting on his fifth try. The
Cowboys still intend to use Maher as their starting kicker for their playoff game against the San Francisco 49ers on Sunday, but have added Vizcaino to their practice squad as “insurance” just incase Maher continues to struggle making kicks throughout the week of practice, according to NFL reporter Todd Archer....
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