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Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord ...
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| March 4, 2022
| Joseph Murray
Posted on 08/01/2023 9:43:55 PM PDT by hiho hiho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTgYiMDRHY
Short and sweet!
TOPICS: Current Events; Humor
KEYWORDS: apsinthe; asteroid; humor; hymns; justenditalready; wormwood
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Seem quite appropriate considering today's events.
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posted on
08/01/2023 9:43:55 PM PDT
by
hiho hiho
To: hiho hiho
So ... you want to die???
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posted on
08/01/2023 9:52:32 PM PDT
by
Repeal The 17th
(Get out of the matrix and get a real life.)
To: hiho hiho
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posted on
08/01/2023 9:53:30 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: hiho hiho
"Send Us Thine Asteroid, O Lord ..."
Sounds like a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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posted on
08/01/2023 9:56:47 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
To: hiho hiho
Forgot to add-
*** HUMOR ALERT!! ***
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posted on
08/01/2023 9:59:43 PM PDT
by
hiho hiho
To: hiho hiho
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posted on
08/01/2023 10:03:31 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: hiho hiho
God, please, don’t waste your time with an asteroid. It’s been done..
This time send Cthulhu, Godzilla, or Gindora.... or maybe all three...
It will be sooooo much more fun to watch....
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posted on
08/01/2023 10:10:06 PM PDT
by
doomtrooper99
(We went to sleep in America. We woke up in a banana republic.)
To: All
Can’t watch the video due to bandwidth issues, but I’d even settle for a mere giant meteor, as long as it hit D.C.directly, when there is a Joint Session of Congress, with Biden in attendance.
To: hiho hiho
I prefer the holy hand grenade of Antioch. It also works on rabbits...
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posted on
08/01/2023 11:22:44 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
To: hiho hiho
That was pretty good. I loved it.
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posted on
08/01/2023 11:41:08 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(If liberals were truth tellers, they'd call themselves literals. )
To: hiho hiho
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posted on
08/01/2023 11:59:51 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Secret Agent Man
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posted on
08/02/2023 1:00:26 AM PDT
by
TheConservator
(Either the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State!--President Donald Trump)
To: LegendHasIt
I would want to be directly hit if it was a world changing event...to go as quickly as the Oceangate crew. I want the political class to be spared by the initial hit and have to suffer in the aftermath. JMO.
To: hiho hiho
So........he’s seen BOTH the Obama Administration AND the Biden Administration in action.....
I gotta admit, that had me laughing at several parts ... almost crying in laughter (wipes eyes)
Now, in all seriousness, in the latter half of the 7 Years of ‘Peace and Security’:
Revelation 8:8-9
King James Version
8 And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
9 And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+8%3A8-9&version=KJV
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posted on
08/02/2023 2:19:35 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: LegendHasIt
You know, if one came down on the World Economic Forum, while in session, while they all dine sumptuously then resume planning for the rest of us to eat bugs, I shan't shed a tear......
Bugs - it's what the WEF says every one else can eat for dinner - while THEY, the Globalist Elites, dine on lobster, steak, etc.
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posted on
08/02/2023 2:47:46 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: LegendHasIt
I’d even settle for a mere giant meteor, as long as it hit D.C.directly, when there is a Joint Session of Congress, with Biden in attendance.FBI, Secret Service and DOJ will be knocking on your door in 3..2..1.....LOL!!
To: hiho hiho
I'd be more partial to this ...
"People of Earth, your attention, please ... This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you."
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posted on
08/02/2023 6:23:08 AM PDT
by
Category Four
(Joy, Fun, the Joke Proper, and Flippancy ... Flippancy is the best of all.)
To: Category Four
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posted on
08/02/2023 6:40:49 AM PDT
by
larrytown
(A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
To: LegendHasIt
...I’d even settle for a mere giant meteor, as long as it hit D.C.directly, when there is a Joint Session of Congress, with Biden in attendance. Just hope my son, daughter-in-law and grandson are out of town at the time.
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posted on
08/02/2023 8:14:54 AM PDT
by
JimRed
(TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: JesusIsLord
"FBI, Secret Service and DOJ will be knocking on your door in 3..2..1.... Well, if they really think that I am able to control meteor strikes, they would be wise not to mess with me directly.
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