Magic Underwear & Magic Food

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1340878 ^ | July 31, 2014

[greyfoxx39]

Mormons have some really weird beliefs. For example, many (all) Mormons believe they (males only) can take a cooking/salad oil, pour just a small drop on the crown of your head and their god will heal them of almost anything.

Mormons believe that by wearing ugly underwear bought from a specific company, their god will protect them from harm.

Mormons believe that by wearing a really weird looking costume they are taught secret ways to touch angels so after they die, the angels will let Mormons get into heaven quicker.

Mormons believe their god requires women to not wear outer clothing that covers their crotch (pants) to worship their god in a large and spacious room (chapel).

Mormons believe that a little torn piece of bread and a small sip of water that has been chanted over and then swallowed will require their god to forgive them for their sins.

Mormons believe by consuming certain foods and wearing funny looking clothes god loves them more than the rest of the humans.

It is the same with all parents. We love our children more or less depending upon how ugly their clothes are and how they consume small bits of food items.

The Mormon god must have a sense of humor watching his "SPECIAl" children called Mormons think this makes god love them the most.

[miss marmelstein]

They’re nice looking people. As a kid I had several dates with a Mormon boy; super nice. He told me people often asked him to show them his horns. Honestly, we are a dumb country sometimes.

[greyfoxx39]

And it is generally sneak attacks like this that the low information voter rarely sees coming. That’s why it works.

...and no one does sneak attacks as well as Romney does.

[miss marmelstein]

I need to mention this: I was just asked to log off and log on again which I haven’t had to do since the last time I had a problem with a religious thread. I just want to get this out there in case of future trouble.

[Morgana]

“...and no one does sneak attacks as well as Romney does. “

Has anyone really paid attention to Romney lately?

[greyfoxx39]

Has anyone really paid attention to Romney lately?

There are usually mentions of his resurrection floating around the interwebs...

[ravenwolf]

because they damn people to hell with their teachings.

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I will agree, I also think it is false teaching but I think almost every Church has some of that.

But there is only one who can send us to hell.

Matthew 10

28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

[Romulus]

“If you really want to see bazaar beliefs...”

Go to the marketplace of ideas.

[ravenwolf]

This is the religion forum. If you are not a Christian

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I agree, Christianity has nothing to do with religion, Christians need to go else where.

[IronJack]

Thank heavens Mankind has guardians of truth such as you. Otherwise we might make up our own minds and risk eternal damnation.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

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[IronJack]

The Bible says God needs your help in making His judgments?

[ravenwolf]

During one of the Mormon Wars against the American government, 1838, Joey Smith said that he wanted to be the “second Muhammad”

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Would you care to show some evidence of the wars between Joe Smith and the united states?

Not refuting you but can not find any thing on it.

polygamy, very young girls for sex,>>>>>

It is my understanding that he married these young women, that is more than most men would do.

[Patton@Bastogne]

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"Thanks" ...

for keeping the "Truth Alive" about Mormonism ...

and it's chief "bastard swindler and thief" ...

Mitt Romney.



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Romney - the Magic RINO:

Chihuahua Romney - the One and the Only "Magic RINO(TM)":

Mitt Romney and Lil' Ricky Santorum celebrate Political Assassination of 2012 Conservative GOP Presidential Candidates (Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Michelle Bachman ...)

"We don't intend to turn the Republican Party
 over to the traitors in the battle just ended.
We will have no more of those candidates who are pledged
 to the same goals as our opposition and who seek our support.
Turning the Party over to the so-called moderates
wouldn't make any sense at all.""
--  President Ronald Reagan

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[GeronL]

[Mr. K]

The bottom line (for me) is:

Who would you rather have move into your neighborhood? A group of muzzies, or a group of Mormons?

[dsc]

“and no one does sneak attacks as well as Romney does.”

I have to disagree with you on that. Romney is not particularly smart, cunning, or clever. I think lots of people do just about everything better than Romney does.

[ravenwolf]

Some of us here care about men’s souls; and their eternal destinations.

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All of those scriptures except the last three were wrote by Paul, who had the very same credentials as Joseph Smith had, which is he is his own witness.

[Morgana]

“There are usually mentions of his resurrection floating around the interwebs... “

Maybe but I doubt it. I just don’t see him making a comeback. Ted Cruz is in the lead like California Chrome he is a winner.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

I will agree, I also think it is false teaching but I think almost every Church has some of that.

This is nonsense. The LDS is polytheistic, and teaching that the Father, Son and Holy Spirit are three different gods, and that they also will become a god through following LDS commandments and rituals. And this is only the beginning.

Every Church does not possess problems like this.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

Thank heavens Mankind has guardians of truth such as you. Otherwise we might make up our own minds and risk eternal damnation.

I'm not the guardian of truth. The Word of God is, which we are to turn to, and all I say is simple: whoever confesses the Lord Jesus Christ will be saved. The Mormons teach whoever will learn Temple handshakes, wears special underwear, and following all the other laws and commandments of their church, will become a god of their own planet. And this is only the beginning of horrors.

The relativists are obnoxious, making us out to be the bad guys when we are dealing with a religion that is anti-Christian in every way.