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The Difference between North and South Dakota (Vanity)
8-26-02 | crystalk

Posted on 08/25/2002 10:33:17 AM PDT by crystalk

South Dakota is the only state in the Midwest with more, actually quite a bit more, tourist dollars spent in it by others, than its people spend outside it in other parts of the world.

It has many very good and very small and well regarded low cost colleges both public and private. Believe it or not, it passes Mass. as having the highest share in entire USA of out of state college students coming TO it, as opposed to its own students going away.

The climate is much less bad, particularly in the western third, and it has the Black Hills. Great skiing for almost nothing compared to CO and UT.

It has Deadwood, and well, whaddya say, it just has a cachet, Crazy Horse and Rushmore and that beautiful scenery and lots of sun. North Dakotans will never dance with wolves, and rarely with anything else.

North Dakota is just a bunch of empty treeless wheat fields at 30 below under bleak gray sky.

SD has 8.6% Native American population, and two Sioux-language colleges, including one called Sinte Gleska, or Spotted Tail.

Badger Clark and Tom Brokaw were from SD, not ND.

It makes a big difference if the really HORRID is 15% of the time in winter, vs 50% like ND!

In N Dak, I would be bored in a week in any season of the year; if the climate were the same as here, S Dak would be perhaps almost preferable to here due to low cost of land.

You also really do get consid better govt services for consid lower taxes in S Dak if you are average, too. No income tax; great education with no riff-raff for free: what a place to raise kids.

Take a look at Spearfish, Hot Springs, Hermosa, Custer, Belle Fourche, the Badlands, Bear Butte, Rapid City... Sturgis will always be in SD, not ND. Or any of those wonderful college towns, Sioux Falls, Huron, Rapid City, Spearfish, Brookings, Madison, Vermillion, Yankton, Mitchell, Aberdeen.

Even the people are a lot more jovial and outgoing and funny, and a lot more diverse ethnically (Irish and Yankees and Scandinavians and Czechs; not just Bayerish Germans. Even better looking.)

Compare hours of sunshine received year round, however cold it may be. ND cannot touch SD. Trouble is, not many jobs in either. But your chances are about 3x as good in SD, even in that dept.

Best thing of all may be, that people elsewhere will feel sorry for you, and half the time they are thinking of ND, and you don't have to tell them any of the above.

South Dakotans do much better financially when they move away, but often are haunted by SD and want to come back at least to visit.

North Dakotans never say where they came from, and never return there, not even to be buried.


TOPICS: US: North Dakota; US: South Dakota; Your Opinion/Questions
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I write this with tongue firmly in cheek as a grandson of South Dakota, I will ping this to floriduh voter, who not only shares that but the present state of residence as well.
1 posted on 08/25/2002 10:33:17 AM PDT by crystalk
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To: wardaddy; floriduh voter
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2 posted on 08/25/2002 10:34:08 AM PDT by crystalk
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To: crystalk
My wife and I, live in North West Montana and have been to your wonderful state many times. We love to camp in the Badlands and Black hills. We have also been to the Corn Palace. We will continue to do so in the future.

South Dakota has a great deal going for it. However, North Western Montana with all its wonders is far nicer than S.D. Our winters are warmer (Here in the Flathead valley) than even the Kansas City area (Zone 5b). Cherries, peaches, plums, grapes etc grow here. There are even several wineries here. It would be too difficult to grow grapes in S.D. Our summers are not as hot and winters that are nowhere near as cold as S.D. or even Kansas (except on the mountains for skiing).

We have 14 national forests around the area, Glacier National Park, internationally recognized world class skiing at Big Mountain and Black Tail, and of course several wilderness areas. We also have an international airport (Glacier International Airport) with flights to Germany, France, Great Britain, and Japan (and of course Canada) for tourists.

One further point, South Dakota is great, but South Dakota is not in the Midwest, it is in the plains (along with North Dakota, Kansas, Oklahoma, Western Iowa, North Western Missouri, and Western Minnesota, Eastern Wyoming, and Eastern Montana and Eastern Colorado). The Midwest is Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Eastern Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan and Eastern Minnesota.

3 posted on 08/25/2002 11:04:17 AM PDT by GaryMontana
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To: crystalk
I lived in South Dakota for a year more than 40 years ago. Both the Dakotas are hard-scaramble states. The wind comes down the great American flyway and brings unbelievable cold. Until you get to West River country there are areas where the land is so flat that the highers prominence for miles is a furrow in a field. I once clocked a porch light that was visible from 28 miles away on the plain.
4 posted on 08/25/2002 11:06:34 AM PDT by RLK
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To: crystalk
Being a former North Dakotan. I would like to point out that South Dakota gets to claim that Little Tommy D. is one of their Senators.

North Dakota luckly does not have that honor.

5 posted on 08/25/2002 11:07:43 AM PDT by MattMa
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To: crystalk
Sounds like South Dakota needs North Dakota to look down on in order to feel good. Who does North Dakota look down on?

Rumor has it that when the states were admitted President Harrison shuffled the papers so no one would know which state came in first. No truth to the rumor that the states themselves will eventually be shuffled to produce "East Dakota" and "West Dakota" instead.

6 posted on 08/25/2002 11:36:33 AM PDT by x
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To: GaryMontana
Sorry to inform you but the Midwest is a state of mind, it has no boundaries except in somebody's geography textbook. And as for Kansas City's weather, we make our own and it's far more amenable than that of anywhere in Montana or the Dakotas, so y'all keep hoping for the Montana-Dakotas land rush to begin. Only rush I see from the 2000 census is a rush away from those places. Sorry, nice try.
7 posted on 08/25/2002 11:38:16 AM PDT by CARTOUCHE
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The writer is wrong about North Dakota. I do say I'm from North Dakota, proudly. And I do plan on being buried there. I was born and raised on a farm in SE North Dakota. I was lucky enough to have my dad's parents live in their own house on our same farm, so they were very close to me. Even though I now live in Minnesota, I will always love North Dakota. Good, honest, hardworking people there. Smart and well educated, too. Employers in many parts of the country say people from the Midwest are their best employees, and North Dakota exports alot of its brainpower to the rest of the country. I will agree that lack of jobs is perhaps their biggest challenge. However, Fargo is a fast growing city, and has many good job opportunities, especially in the tech field. I will agree North Dakota's climate extremes and vast open spaces do not turn on alot of people. However, by growing up there, I appreciate it's stark beauty and QUIET. Here, you can really get away from it all, and the hunting is unbelievable! If you love to shoot birds and other game, this is the place for you.
8 posted on 08/25/2002 11:40:42 AM PDT by reaganbooster
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To: MattMa
Being a former North Dakotan. I would like to point out that South Dakota gets to claim that Little Tommy D. is one of their Senators.

North Dakota luckly does not have that honor.

As if Dorgan and Contrad were any better than Daschle and Johnson.

9 posted on 08/25/2002 11:57:11 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative
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To: crystalk; DakotaGator; SoDak
Well, today, I've been in serious discussions about John Ashcroft and Steven Hatfill.

It's a breath of fresh air to drop by here and agree with you that South Dakotans, including me, are attractive. lol Born and raised in South Dakota. Va va va voom and we're just a barrel of fun too!!!

I've heard through the grapevine that Aberdeen has good looking citizens too. FV

10 posted on 08/25/2002 1:18:15 PM PDT by floriduh voter
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To: crystalk
I'm spamming for my Great Grandfather Magnus Johnson. My picture is mid-way down on page one. I look really great at 15 feet away. LOL

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/700759/posts

11 posted on 08/25/2002 1:23:51 PM PDT by floriduh voter
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To: reaganbooster
Yeah, and you can claim Lawrence Welk as one of your own. I sat on his lap when I was five. Long story. Family knows Dick Dale. Party at Dale's house and Welk was there. A long time ago.
12 posted on 08/25/2002 1:26:35 PM PDT by floriduh voter
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To: GaryMontana
Do you know former Governor Stan Stephens is doing? Sounds kinda crazy but he's a friend of the family too. He and my dad were buds in the air force band and Stephens loves to play dixieland. And, I think my cousin lives near Havre. My parents lived in Montana when they were first married and the Native Americans would eat raw meat, at least that's what mom told me. FV
13 posted on 08/25/2002 1:29:37 PM PDT by floriduh voter
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To: CARTOUCHE
but the Midwest is a state of mind, it has no boundaries except in somebody's geography textbook.

I can agree with that only partially. As a native Pittsburgher, the mountains that run through central Pennsylvania form a significant barrier to the Midwestern "state of mind". Pittsburghers tend to look upon themselves as "midwestern", and Philadelphia is a suburb of New York City.

14 posted on 08/25/2002 1:40:49 PM PDT by Willie Green
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To: Willie Green
Pittsburghers tend to look upon themselves as "midwestern",..

As a lifelong Californian, this has always amused me.

Nearly 200 years after the Louis and Clark Expedition, I would expect it would be clear to all but the blind, that Pittsuburgh is in the East (not the "mid" or the "west").

My grandfather was born and raised in SoDak. Headed west and stayed in Wyoming, to live out his days.

15 posted on 08/25/2002 2:05:06 PM PDT by truth_seeker
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To: truth_seeker
Nearly 200 years after the Louis and Clark Expedition, I would expect it would be clear to all but the blind, that Pittsuburgh is in the East (not the "mid" or the "west").

IMHO, you need to bone-up on American History.

Gateway to the West

Lewis left Washington City the day after our young nation celebrated its 27th birthday. The planning was done; it was time to assemble the men and equipment in St. Louis so the Expedition could begin. Lewis´ route was to Harper´s Ferry to pick up equipment he had ordered there, then on to Pittsburgh where he would get a keelboat to haul his mountain of equipment down the Ohio. At Harper´s Ferry Lewis made arrangements to ship his equipment from there to Pittsburgh by wagon.

Pittsburgh was particularly troublesome for Lewis. He had hoped for a short layover of a few days while his keelboat was completed. Those plans were soon dashed as the only boat builder had a stronger preference for booze than he did for work. Hopes of a week in Pittsburgh became seven weeks. Lewis even considered purchasing several smaller pirogues to haul his equipment downriver. At some convenient point along the way he would have a keelboat built. He was strongly advised against this plan because there were no boat builders between Pittsburgh and St. Louis.

By the time the keelboat was finished the season was late and the Ohio River was running a very low amount of water, In fact the river was the lowest it had ever been according to all the old timers of the area. Lewis was forced to haul a large part of his supplies overland to Wheeling, West Virginia where the water level of the river was more favorable.

Captain Lewis set off from Pittsburgh on his way down the Ohio River on August 31, 1803, the same day the keelboat was finished, stopping only long enough to get his boats loaded. He had the balance of his purchases from Philadelphia and Harpers Ferry loaded on the keelboat and one canoe and a crew of ten men which included three who were on a trial basis for becoming part of the Expedition´s main party. This group went three miles before stopping at Bruno´s Island where Lewis demonstrated his newly purchased air gun to a small crowd of people who had gathered there. He charged it and shot seven times at 55 yards “with pretty good success.” Then one of the people gathered on the island “suffered her to be discharged” sending a ball through the hat of woman some 40 yards away and grazing her temple. After determining the wound was not serious, Lewis continued on downriver to McKee´s Rock.

The next week would prove to be very difficult travel on the Ohio with its many “riffles” that were made much worse than normal. Not only was Lewis traveling during low water months of late summer, but the area had been experiencing a dry spell that left the river the lowest it had been in the last four years. Travel was painfully slow and difficult with the boat frequently needing to be dragged over the riffle. Passage over a single riffle could take several hours leaving the men exhausted. Lewis noted several times he had to hire oxen or horses to pull the boat over particularly bad spots.

They soon ran into another characteristic of the Ohio in late summer that frequently delayed departure in the mornings – thick fog. Lewis took the temperature of the air and of the water, noting the water temperature was consistently higher than that of the air on the days they had fog. As soon as the sun warmed the air to the temperature of the water the fog disappeared. He concluded the air temperature changed faster than that of the water when the sun set creating a difference in temperatures that created the fog. This would be like a person stepping into the cold and being able to see their breath in the air.

By September 7th the group reached Wheeling, West Virginia. The men were much fatigued and in need of rest so Lewis determined to lay over for the day. While there Lewis picked up the remainder of his supplies and equipment that had been shipped overland from Philadelphia.

Although Pittsburgh was at the confluence of the two rivers that form the Ohio and the city gained the name of the gateway to the west because many travelers started their trip from there, the trip – as Lewis learned – was slow and difficult except in the spring and early summer when the water was high. Wheeling was the favored departure point during the low water times of summer and fall because the Ohio from there on was much deeper.

While laying over at Wheeling Lewis met a Dr. Patterson who wanted to join the expedition to the Pacific. Probably because he was the son of William Patterson, one of the men Lewis had studied with in Philadelphia, Lewis agreed to take him, but he had to be ready to travel by 3 pm the following day. Lewis waited until the appointed time, but when Dr. Patterson did not arrive, the group set off down the river. Dr Patterson lost his chance to become a part of history.

On September 10th Lewis stopped (near present day Moundsville, West Virginia) to view “a remarkable artificial mound of earth” called the Indian Grave. He described it as being 700 paces from the river situated on a small hill in a large bottom. It was 310 feet in circumference at the base and 30 feet in diameter at the top and being 65 feet tall. This mound had a 60 foot wide ditch around it except for a 30 foot wide entrance to the mound. Near the summit grew a white oak tree 13 ½ feet in girth that Lewis estimated to be 300 years old. Archaeological investigations of smaller mounds in the area showed them to be burial vaults.

By the 12th Lewis and his group reached “Willson´s Riffle.” Here the men spent four hours using shovels and even canoe paddles to dig a channel across the gravel sandbar to let their boats through. Once the channel was completed, they were able to drag the keelboat over the riffle to the open water below. Camp for the next night was at Marietta, the oldest town in Ohio.

September 17th saw only seven miles traveled with the group reaching the “Old Town Bar.” On this island Lewis had all the baggage spread to be thoroughly dried out and cleaned then repacked. The countless riffles were taking their toll on the boats. Both of the canoes leaked and required constant bailing to keep them afloat. Additionally during much of the trip there had been at least intermittent rain. It had been almost impossible to keep things dry. The next day they reached “Letart´s Falls.” With a drop of 4 feet in a distance of 250 feet this was the largest rapids on the Ohio River except for the falls at Louisville.

September 18th was the last journal entry Lewis made for 53 days. His next entry was for November 11. Although it is possible that the missing days were lost during the journey to the Pacific, most scholars doubt that is the case. To support their conclusion, they point to other periods where, unexplainably, Lewis did not keep daily journal entries. These other times Clark´s daily entries survive.

During this period Lewis continued on to Cincinnati where he spent a week. He also stopped and examined the fossil beds at Big Bone Lick, Kentucky then reached Clarksville, Kentucky where he met Captain Clark and some recruits (known later by historians as the 9 young men from Kentucky) Clark had assembled for the Expedition. They stayed at Clarksville for nearly two weeks, leaving there on October 26, 1803.


16 posted on 08/25/2002 2:23:22 PM PDT by Willie Green
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To: crystalk
Are you really bragging about Tom Brokaw??
17 posted on 08/25/2002 2:30:55 PM PDT by Pharmboy
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To: truth_seeker
BTW, I DO agree with you that if you look at today's national map, it may seem rather "quaint" to consider Pittsburgh being in the "west" or "midwest". But to CARTOUCHE's point that "Midwest is a state of mind", I'm simply pointing out Pittsburgh's role in our history of westward expansion. Pittsburgh has always been westward looking. It's part of the city's deeply ingrained heritage and psyche. Pittsburgh does not look eastward for it's identity.
18 posted on 08/25/2002 2:42:00 PM PDT by Willie Green
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To: MattMa
No, but the NoDaks do have Byron "the dork" Dorgan.
19 posted on 08/25/2002 2:53:08 PM PDT by RJS1950
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To: GaryMontana
is not in the Midwest, it is in the plains (along with North Dakota, Kansas, Oklahoma, Western Iowa, North Western Missouri, and Western Minnesota,

We go (from Kalifornia) to the St. Cloud, Minnesota, area fairly frequently; they tend to call it "Da Upper Midwest, dontcha know?"

20 posted on 08/25/2002 2:58:33 PM PDT by ErnBatavia
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