A warming island’s mice are breeding out of control and eating seabirds (only 7.06 years left)

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[janetjanet998]

CAPE TOWN, South Africa — Mice accidentally introduced to a remote island near Antarctica 200 years ago are breeding out of control because of climate change, and they are eating seabirds and causing major harm in a special nature reserve with “unique biodiversity.”

[janetjanet998]

Doomed

[HartleyMBaldwin]

So put out a bunch of mousetraps. Do these people have to be told everything?

[butlerweave]

or maybe there are NO Mouse Predators

[Fai Mao]

And when the mice kill enough sea birds they’ll starve

[Jim W N]

Cute little guys.

[butlerweave]

Another story from fake scientists that only use climate as their answer , broken record scientists ,LOL

[House Atreides]

Hmmmm…. I know of an island that is in dire need for the RELEASE OF CATS.

[alternatives?]

So, if the average temperature of the island was 2 degrees less, all the mice would die? BS.

[butlerweave]

Their ambitious plan is to make the mice eat insects supplied by Klaus Schawb

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Easy.

Release cats to eat the mice.

Release dogs to eat the cats.

Release goats to eat the dogs.

Release cows to eat the goats.

Release horses to eat the cows.

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Artist: Burl Ives
Title: I know an old lady
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I know an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a bird,
How absurd to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that, to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a dog,
My, what a hog, to swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I wonder how she swallowed a cow?!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse,
She's dead, of course!!

[butlerweave]

They’ve survived for 200 years so it has nothing to do with climate ,LOL

[Leaning Right]

That’s nothing. Climate Change has caused my cat Mr. Whiskers to be stumped by complex math problems, problems that he could easily solve before.

I’ll be applying for a government grant to study this worrisome phenomenon.

[gundog]

‘Cause cats don’t eat birds.

Water traps.

[faucetman]

That’s it! They realize that because of climate change, the sea will rise and devour their island. So its party like its 1999. /s

[blueunicorn6]

I’ve seen seagulls gulping down mice.

[Hot Tabasco]

“their breeding season has been extended,...

" females can have four or five litters a year, each with seven or eight babies."

Anybody that knows mice (apparently not these stooges) knows that mice breed all year long.....sheesh!

[When do we get liberated?]

Give them all a vaccine!

[janetjanet998]

That’s it! They realize that because of climate change, the sea will rise and devour their island. So its party like its 1999
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The end is near

I’m going to really party it up tomorrow. Sounds like it’s our last ST Patty’s Day

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Nothing good happens in South Africa.

[17th Miss Regt]

Astronomer: “We cannot yet explain what is happening with this gamma ray burst. It is the most powerful burst we have ever detected.”

Greenie: “Clearly it is the result of anthropogenic global warming!”