Posted on 03/02/2020 11:12:20 PM PST by Rummyfan
It’s Joe Biden’s turn to be president, so let’s give it to him and see if he can remember where he left the nuclear football and what the codes are. He’s been waiting long enough: he was born in 1903. And he just oozes presidentiality, doesn’t he?
I don’t know if it’s Joe’s facelift, his hair implants or his false teeth or the way he walks like he’s on castors, but geriatric Joe looks the picture of youthful vigor, especially in the aviator shades that make him look like he’s waiting for a cataract operation or has advanced macular degeneration. For there’s nothing degenerate about Joe, is there, or the health of a party and political system that would recommend him as the next president of What Remains of the United States?
I’m all in favor of old people. They are repositories of historical experience and, unless they’re feeling drowsy after lunch, collective wisdom. Those thousands of graduate-schooled white Bernie Bros who turned out for Comrade Sanders on Boston Common at the weekend might learn something from old-timers who remember the horrors of socialism, visions from the distant past like Fidel Castro forcing the Corleone family out of Cuba in The Godfather II. But a man of Biden’s age or condition simply isn’t up to the physical and mental demands of the job. And neither is Bernie Sanders, who shuffled onto the stage in Boston dressed like an elderly widower who smells of pee and lives on cat food
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Not even with detailed, diagrammed directions.
He’d be in the hardware store looking for milk and bread!
“Stay on the bomb run, boys. I’m going to get them doors open if it harelips everybody on Bear Creek.”
Somebody needs to take pity on Joe and take him aside and say, “Look, Joe, you’ve already served two terms as President. You freed the slaves. You defeated Communism. You defeated ISIS. You oversaw the building of the nation’s interstate highway system. It’s time for you to step back and relax. Enjoy the fruits of your labor.”
Ummmm...no.
No nuclear codes for PedoJoe. He’ll get them mixed up with Obama’s phone#.
I suspect Bernie is probably in better health mentally, while Joe is has better health physically. I do concur that neither of them would be able to carry out a full term in good health after four years.
Can we trust Joe Biden not to set himself on fire?
Yikes, that is a scary thought.
Excellent
Of course it’s a friendly call!
Listen, if it wasn’t a friendly call, you probably wouldn’t even be getting it!
He did a silly thing. Well, he went a little funny in the head.
Dmitri! We can’t talk about this if you keep yelling!
Nothing is more fun than watching the Russian ambassador trying not to laugh just before Dr. Strangelove starts choking himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaTR46iU1Do
It happens (starting) when Dr. Strangelove starts whacking his right arm. Keep your eye on the Russian ambassador.
And if memory serves, the Russian ambassador was the German(?) boat captain in “The African Queen”.
Ah, yes he was. Only saw it once but I was “Hey! I’ve seen that guy before in ‘Dr. Strangelove’!”
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043265/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_76
Peter Bull ... Captain of Louisa
“Can we trust Joe Biden with the nuclear codes?”
He’ll never be President, so who cares?
“”Can we trust Joe Biden with the nuclear codes?””
SNORT!!
Can we trust a Beagle with a pet rabbit? Can we trust a cat to protect a mouse? Can we trust Hillary Clinton with a case of whiskey?
LOL, “There’s no fighting in the war room”.
I’m sure that Axlegrease, Plouffy, Rhambo, and ValJ are primed and ready to run the SlowJoeShow if he gets elected.
Joe: Watch me throw this nuclear football. Tom Brady couldn’t do it any better.
He will wear the button on a chain like first alert.
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