Posted on 10/18/2019 1:10:26 PM PDT by familyop
North Korean laborers have started fighting over and stealing each others excrement in an attempt to meet an impossible quota collection in time to prepare fertilizer for next years farming season, a report revealed this week...The quota, ordered by dictator Kim Jong-un in his New Years address, ordered that each household should meet a quota amounting to 100 kilograms (220 pounds) per able-bodied citizen. According to local sources, the quota was intentionally unattainable because its true goal was to force citizens to pay fines and bribes for their failure to meet the necessary targets.
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The king said “sh!t!” and 5 million loyal subjects squatted and strained. Because in these days the king’s word is law.
Dry weight, or off the hoof?
I see an L.A. and San Francisco sister city arrangement in NOKO’s future.
More like the Brown New Deal.......
LOL! Nice!
As Confucius said: Stealing someones poop is a shitty thing to do
Make sure to scrub the potatoes well.
S. Korea in the sixties used human waste for fertilizer. I know not if they still do today. We had a railroad crossing between our compound, and Camp Red Cloud. This was between 1968-1968, and more than likely the event took place in ‘67 when one of those guys with the home made tiller trucks hauling a barrel of that stuff was hit by the commuter train just behind, and up the hill from our barracks. Stunk like HELL for about a month. SHEESH!
Another time my partner, and I pulled over a MSGT for speeding, but lucky him the stop was adjacent to a “honey pit” at a farm. We gave him a warning, and got the HELL out of there fast. Almost threw up the smell was so bad. Ruined the day.
Wasn’t the fertilizer Milorganite a product of the Milwaukee sewage dept. back in the 70’s?
What kind of sh*t is this anyway?
No pictures, please!
History repeats. In the 1960’s the CIA produced bogus “works” and “poetry” by Most Esteemed Chairman Mao Tse-tung, in his own bombastic style. This was when Mao’s Cult of Personality was at its zenith. These fake works provoked ridicule of communism and were widely distributed throughout Asia.
One of these praised the “heroic and devoted nightsoil workers” who carried out their revolutionary work while quoting from Mao’s little red book. It even described one nightsoil hero who bravely fought off an attempt by “evil U.S. imperialist lackeys” to steal his gleanings from the Battle Song of the Proletariat People’s Commune.
As a result of his heroism the commune fields were properly fertilized and the happy commune workers reaped a bumper crop. They celebrated with a guest performance of “The Red Detachment of Women” ballet with a hymn to mechanized farming called “Grandma Sees Six Different Machines”.
Thank Marx, Lenin & Mao that the PDRK is still here to carry on this fine revolutionary tradition.
;^)
Some people just can’t get their s**t together.
“charging San Fran an outrageous price, to clean up their poop problem”
Let them have it free if they will clean it up.
In Germany our convoys often rolled past richly scented farm fields being fertilized by “s***slingers”. But that was animal manure which doesn’t hold a candle to human poo.
What about that English farmer who drove off trespassing protesters by circling them with his own s***slinger?
Not exactly a food fight.
More seriously, I’m reminded of a quote(more or less) from an Ayn Rand novel, “Do you think we really want or expect these laws to be obeyed?”
I’m surprised that the North Koreans haven’t stolen Mitt Romney.
Yeah and all full of nasty parasites
Was defector while ago , shot and badly wounded trying to
escape. When SK doctors began to treat him, found was full
of parasites, some of them so big as to defy imagination
Yuck .
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