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Report: North Koreans Fight over Each Other’s Excrement to Meet Human Fertilizer Quota
Breitbart ^
| October 17, 2019
| BEN KEW
Posted on 10/18/2019 1:10:26 PM PDT by familyop
North Korean laborers have started fighting over and stealing each other’s excrement in an attempt to meet an impossible quota collection in time to prepare fertilizer for next year’s farming season, a report revealed this week...The quota, ordered by dictator Kim Jong-un in his New Year’s address, ordered that each household should meet a quota amounting to 100 kilograms (220 pounds) per able-bodied citizen. According to local sources, the quota was intentionally unattainable because its true goal was to force citizens to pay fines and bribes for their failure to meet the necessary targets.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Japan; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: china; japan; korea; localnews; maga; pyongyang; republicofkorea; russia
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:10:26 PM PDT
by
familyop
To: familyop
Green New Deal in full force.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:12:03 PM PDT
by
rfp1234
(Obscured by Clods)
To: familyop
“(220 pounds) per able-bodied citizen.”
then they should watch the DNC debates and they’ll get more than that amount...
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:12:14 PM PDT
by
max americana
(Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy it. I hope every lib die.)
To: familyop
Nork Guy:
Hey! He took my ****!
To: familyop
If ya can’t eat, ya can’t poop
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:13:08 PM PDT
by
kaktuskid
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:13:30 PM PDT
by
familyop
("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
To: familyop
The dopes in the Democrat run media can help them out; they are full of shit.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:14:14 PM PDT
by
jmaroneps37
(Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
To: familyop
“...the quota was intentionally unattainable because its true goal was to force citizens to pay fines and bribes for their failure to meet the necessary targets....”
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Hmmm... sounds like the Federal regulators that Trump is working hard to rein in.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:14:38 PM PDT
by
House Atreides
(Boycott the NFL 100% — PERMANENTLY)
To: familyop
The dopes in the Democrat run media can help them out; they are full of shit.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:14:38 PM PDT
by
jmaroneps37
(Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
To: familyop
This is the end reality of what they want to install in this country.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:16:48 PM PDT
by
Openurmind
(The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
To: familyop
200 pounds of poop? No problem. I have that much in my pants.
To: familyop
Radio Free Asia (RFA), a U.S.-funded non-profit that exposes the grim reality of life in many parts of Asia
Radio Free anything reminds me of WW-II's Tokyo Rose.........
each household should meet a quota amounting to 100 kilograms (220 pounds) per able-bodied citizen.
That claim in itself is absurd.....which leads me to believe that even news coming out of NK is fake news...........
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:17:16 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(I'm in the cleaning business.......I launder money)
To: rfp1234
Well ain’t that the shits
To: familyop
And I always thought the we’re straight.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:17:38 PM PDT
by
BobL
(I eat at McDonald's and shop at Walmart - I just don't te Don'tll anyone.)
To: kaktuskid
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:19:04 PM PDT
by
Openurmind
(The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
To: familyop
Next step: Soylent Green.
Drat, shouldn’t have said that. It’ll give the progs ideas (simple ones, obviously, since they cannot process more complex ones).
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:19:49 PM PDT
by
Da Coyote
(is)
To: familyop
Michael Moore could rent out his sphincters — both ends — to needy North Koreans.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:24:45 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Da Coyote
Like the old Italian joke: Shotgun man on a garbage truck.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:25:32 PM PDT
by
DIRTYSECRET
(urope. Why do they put up with this.)
To: familyop
Report: North Koreans Fight over Each Other’s Excrement to Meet Human Fertilizer Quota They need to import some dems - schiff for brains come to mind.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:30:29 PM PDT
by
The Sons of Liberty
(Takedown My Duly Elected President and You're Attacking The Constitution! IT WILL BE DEFENDED!)
To: familyop
I wonder if there is a black market for Metamucil.
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posted on
10/18/2019 1:31:49 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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